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You knock on the door. A soft voice says come in. You open the door and see Pretty In Pink in that position. Hummmmmm..... I'm thinking! Originally Posted by Still Looking

What if a giant pussy walked through your door, calling herself Pretty All Pink?
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What if a giant pussy walked through your door, calling herself Pretty All Pink? Originally Posted by alluringava
AGAIN???
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SL dreams of being Ahab. Originally Posted by pyramider
A habit.... hell its a way of life!
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Culinary question for you SL.

I've been wanting smoked turkey.. I've got the smoker and all that stuff, but my problem is; ,
every time i try to light it, the damned thing pecks me.

Am I lighting the wrong end or whut?

Thank you for your assistance..

Regards,
SKF

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Culinary question for you SL.

I've been wanting smoked turkey.. I've got the smoker and all that stuff, but my problem is; ,
every time i try to light it, the damned thing pecks me.

Am I lighting the wrong end or whut?

Thank you for your assistance..

Regards,
SKF

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
You need to let the turkey read some of my posts. It will die laughing! Then you can roll it in paper and smoke it!
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You need to let the turkey read some of my posts. It will die laughing! Then you can roll it in paper and smoke it! Originally Posted by Still Looking
you left out a step.

don't forget to pull all of its feather and lather it up with butter.
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SL dreams of being Ahab. Originally Posted by pyramider
probably because..... he's Still Looking.
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[QUOTE=dilbert firestorm;2867964]you left out a step.

don't forget to pull all of its feather and lather it up with butter.[/QUOTE]

Only a hobbyist would use lather and butter in the same sentence! LOL
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probably because..... he's Still Looking. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
  • TCB
  • 07-01-2012, 09:45 AM
Hey SL, why do they call it a "blow" job?
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Hey SL, why do they call it a "blow" job? Originally Posted by TCB
Many people do NOT know this answer. But here goes. They're two explanations.

#1: Years ago back in the days of Thomas Jefferson there was a popular lady of the night. She always wore RED. She was SWEET and she was LITTLE. Turns out Thomas Jefferson had a kidney stone. It was of major discomfort. Whiskey could only dull the pain. A friend told him to see S & L. She could help him. So he met with her explained his problem and she went right to work. She sucked and sucked and trust me when I say this lady could suck. He finally said it’s not working. She asked, “what should I do?” Thomas said I could care less, how about you blow it out my ass. So S & L started blowing and blow she did. She created such a back pressure the small kidney stone dropped back into the kidney and Thomas's pain was gone! It’s been called a BLOW JOB ever since!

#2 In Europe specifically Scotland there was a young lady who wanted to play the bag pipes. But back in the day and even now it is seldom you see a lady play the bag pipes. This young lady, Ms M. desperately found a teacher who secretly would teach her how to play the bag pipes. He convinced her in order to play the bag pipes she must first learn how to play the sack whistle. Almost a year went by and every day she went for her lesson. She blew on that sack whistle till the cows came home. Finally she asked when will I be able to start playing the bag pipes. Her teacher replied, “well dear let’s give it a whirl.” So he handed her a set of bag pipes. But the mouth piece was blocked so no air could get in. She blew and she blew and nothing. This obviously frustrated her. She told her teacher I guess I'm not cut out to be a bag pipe player. Sadly he said yes my dear. She said I quit, I think I'll just become a hooker. Her first ad read, "Blow Job, bring your sack whistle, fuck the bag pipes.

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Hey SL

Is it tomato or tamahhhto.

Inquiring minds want to know. (I've had a few singapore slings, can you tell)

I love to squeeze a ripe tomato (tomahhhto)
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Hey SL

Is it tomato or tamahhhto.

Inquiring minds want to know. (I've had a few singapore slings, can you tell)

I love to squeeze a ripe tomato (tomahhhto) Originally Posted by bojulay
tomato = tomayto
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you left out a step.

don't forget to pull all of its feather and lather it up with butter. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Pull all it's feather and lather it up with butter.

That's my new motto, I,m going to put it on a tee shirt's for sale.
Check my sig line.

No, I'm not trying to copy SL.

Dilbert will get royalties, I'm not stingy.
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When is your so called Canadian invasion aka kidnap Shayla to Texas going to happen? You know we only have two months without snow eh!