Confession #1 : Organs are for sale in Kosovo all day long. But some of their stores have spiked floors, step on the wrong tile and never walk again, and those are f***** awesome!
Confession #2, I'd like to plant a urinating statue on the lawn of ex-governors and then send three people to personally piss on their Door. As the governor walks out to the strong stench of ammonia they will then have a bucket of pure piss dropped on their head, then they will fall into a pit of urine and drink it for the rest of their life. Gotta' have real meshy weak ground though! And cover the top of the pit with 'leaves!