Originally Posted by opus
Opus, Trying to get his Post whore on!
Seriously?
You've only got about 2400 posts to get caught up.
Start reading!
And, No we aren't going to wait on you! Originally Posted by boardman
boardman once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of boardman's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
boardman puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for boardman.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that boardman's PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by boardman killing people faster than Death can process them.
When boardman enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
boardman cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what boardman says. Originally Posted by live4fun
Fixed that for ya! Originally Posted by boardman