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Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Deflect, deflect, deflect.
We remember the Canadian Invasion of 1812.
The Pig Wars of 1859.
And, of course, the poorly-named "Defense Scheme No. 1":
After the war ended in 1919, Canadian military brass... commissioned war hero Buster Brown (no relation to the shoe) to create a war plan for invading the U.S.
Brown donned a disguise, grabbed his Kodak and set out in a Model T to do some reconnaissance along the New York and Vermont borders. He sent back some unintentionally funny commentary. “If Americans are not actually lazy, they have a very deliberate way of working and apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip,” and “the women of the rural districts appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot.” In 1921, following his undercover mission, Brown produced Defense Scheme No. 1, a five-pronged attack designed to invade the United States in “flying columns” of troops across the border and occupy such cities as Portland, Fargo, Niagara and Albany. Maine, of course, would be returned to Canada as well.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/st...canada-218881/
Our women may be a "heavy and not very comely lot," but they're the equal of any battle-hardened female Peshmerga or Israeli war veteran. Not soft like the pale-faced heifers fattened on Manitoba corn that pass for women in your country.
Bring it on!