Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

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I bet she does.................

I'll be right back.........potty training.........I know, I know................you can dog me when I get back..........LOL
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I bet she does.................

I'll be right back.........potty training.........I know, I know................you can dog me when I get back..........LOL Originally Posted by onehitwonder
When my son was that age... I hired the nanny... she potty trained him ... now she's trying to train me...
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When my son was that age... I hired the nanny... she potty trained him ... now she's trying to train me... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
If you're smart, you'll tell her she needs to train you to breast feed too.....
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When my son was that age... I hired the nanny... she potty trained him ... now she's trying to train me... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Man........I'm too old for this.....I forgot what is like to have a toddler........(ok here comes the nannie part)... but........OMG! she is soooo.......yummy!!
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Say it aint so! Big booty Diamond now works with Ava Love?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=101164

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Who is that in the larger pics? Is that Ava? Damn!!........... she's had a rough couple of weeks........since we last seen her.............JUST SAYIN.................
Say it aint so! Big booty Diamond now works with Ava Love?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=101164

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

You should be slapped for posting that link.. just when I thought my eyes had recovered... bitch
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Just for you sweets!
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Wow.......I must be on ignore............
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slap yo mamma twice
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied gasping.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

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"Feels great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken!"