nothing reply anything you want

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mmmm lets try a riddle question



A man is in the deep woods talking

his women nor any woman within miles

is he still WRONG ? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Only if the tree he cant hear falling hits him......
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Only if the tree he cant hear falling hits him...... Originally Posted by lilylivered
mmm is that like ya never hear the bullet that gets ya
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what does the hobby of chasing loose woman seem to have in common with the News ?



if it bleeds it leads





her view
.
his view


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but she keeps calling for more
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true in other areas I bet


How can you tell it was/is getting cooler at night. Without checking the weather or going outside.

In ROC last night no shooting and only one stabbing. in the News

Take note earlier this week on a warm nice night, 4 shooting in 4 hours and a few stabbings ta boot
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I'm on a sex free diet
so finding this site very useful

keeps my mind on other things
like being a Bills fan and ,,, ah crap I'm doomed
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Sorry all BUT
if I seem stranger today

Well I taint getting any



goto goes in after a car ops with a broken leg about a month ago
real bad so had ta stay in hospital
WTF now she in R wing, fuck she was a bit BSC but WTF not that bad

Can wait for ok how in the hell did ya go from in a bed can't move ta in the R wing
never but never piss off a nurse I bet
can't do a thing but talk, n WTF did not know when ta STFU ?



sticking with no new ta me taint going well LOL
I'm on a sex free diet
so finding this site very useful... Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
A sex free diet or a free sex diet??
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A sex free diet or a free sex diet?? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
sex free its never free duh
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Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

all maybe daddy of... Now would be a good time ta man up, or run like hell on wheels



someone should post where the DNA test line starts
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burr its cold out

I need something dressed for winter in Siberia
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radio ad

Dramatis Personae:
Steven: a perfectly normal ten year old boy
The Banana Slug: with a voice like Droopy Dog
The Mom: typical mom.

The Banana Slug: Steven...Steeeven...

Steven: What? Who's there?

The Banana Slug: down here, Steven.

Steven: EWWW! What are you? Some kind of yellow booger?

The Banana Slug (disappointed): I'm a banana slug, Steven.

Steven: what do you want?

The Banana Slug (brightly): I'm your sense of adventure! I've come from forest to tell you we want you back! Remember the trees, the babbling brook, that fort you made out of sticks? We all miss you.

Steven: I went to the forest last year.

The Banana Slug (irritably): I'm a slug, Steven, it took me a long time to get here.

Steven: Oh, sorry. I really did like the forest.

The Banana Slug: Great, shall we go?

Steven: Absolutely! HEY MOM!!!

Mom: Yes, Steven? What do you OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING IN YOUR HAND???

Steven: That's my sense of Adventure! He says we need to go the forest, can we? Please?

Finis.


Was with a lady last night

me: girl! whats that in your hand
her: my sense of adventure

me: yours??????
her: you can have is back after the adventure



LOL the ad played on way to notel


sadly after some adventure. in a cave she lost it
and wrapped that slug
wrapping a slimy slug is useless

after swallow, fingers did the walking back.

hay Don't be a letter bug. say Yoie the bear

keep the forest clean