nothing reply anything you want

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crap crap crap

I see I'm down to only 7 icky points

ugh I may need ta get me some fast
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cheap bump

does this July eXXXtrememely Hot joke fit the bill
edited a bit ta fit in Better



A man was cheating on prego squeeze toy
One day when out with yet another slutty whore.

The play was exhausting and both fell asleep
Awaking many hours later he threw on his clothes

he told the hooker take my shoes outside and rub them in
grass and dirt

Mystified she did so nonetheless
ah forgetting to put anything on
(the hood reaction is another story, but most will heal from cutting their lawn mishaps)
anyways

walks in ta home and prego live in acting wife like
asks WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN


Darling I can't lie to you
was out fucking hookers without you again
and well it was so good we fell asleep

she looks down at shoes and said
you lying bastard
you've been playing golf .again



going to strip club for a root beer. only 3 all late 2 more 11:30 as leaving was so worth the trip ta read the jokes in that rag Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
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Downstate's AOC has an announced repub challenger. This will be fun to watch.
uh oh, what's AOC gonna do without a race card to play??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6geoLhv8LM
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oreo ? well they will try it
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She don't stand a chance.........too much common sense
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bump

ya I'm bored


edit add
ugh two in mind ta chase

but its to fucking hot out

with my luck, I'd pick the right one ta chase

but get the notel room where air not working lol
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The best way to keep ice cubes from melting is:
Leave them in the freezer.
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The best way to keep ice cubes from melting is:
Leave them in the freezer. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
rats, I was thinking mmmm in a box
long time I had a go with ice girl
or am I the only one that had real cold as ice girl



crushed ice in a girls mouth is a great bj



eeer ops sorry fucking heat
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crushed ice in a girls mouth is a great bj Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Apologies for going threadish, but,
One of my favs likes to do that with whisky and ice.
A bottle goes into the freezer a few hours before.
The Girl in the Spiders Web. Just saw the movie and now we have a girl on ec with....spiders.

Go check out the movie if you want to see a girl with a t shirt that says Give Me Head Til I'm Dead.
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Today, 04:44 PM #1 Brianna4you
Aunt Flo came to Rochester with me..
As most of you know I got to Rochester then Aunt Flo paid me a visit. Here’s my next 2 weeks schedule. Next week Tuesday Syracuse 10-6. Wednesday BUFFALO the 31st 1030-5! Thursday and Friday Syracuse. Week after Monday and Tuesday Syracuse. Wednesday another trip to ROCHESTER the 7th 10-6. Thursday and Friday Syracuse. Pre book with me on my trip days guys. Text 5182056891! No calls. Thanks babes.
red wings schedule
mmmmm ATF getting old and been some time I earned my wings
Girl ya still in the ROC for a "red wings" game ?
batter up AX3
is there a discount for checking transition fluid level girl ?
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www.rochesterfreeradio.com/


am I the only one that tuned in to the drunk on the air stripper last night.

Katrina Lee was hammered last night it seemed