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So this is the type of stuff you have been posting in the sandbox Boardman? I do not approve. Time to dumb it down a bit.


You must have been taught history in English.

Every great society in history has collapsed at some point.
Most of the time it has been because the leaders sought appeasement and/or supported bad economic policy.

The Roman empire wasn't defeated as much as it collapsed under the weight of it's own greed. At one point The Romans had over 150 official public holidays.

Imperial incompetence is the culprit and so it will be for America if/when that ever happens. The war we choose not to fight will be our undoing. Originally Posted by boardman
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Someone has been posting under my handle again.


Here, is this more boardmanlike?

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Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods....


On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessertprinted on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Can someone go see her so she can afford to get some new nifty flippers please?

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Someone has been posting under my handle again.
Originally Posted by boardman
Give me your password. I think I have an idea that will help rid you of that person.