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What type of simpletons actually believe a story like that and are intent to follow through acting as if it's true?

Let me tell you guys about the time I checked the Eccie section on south Africa providers and actually went there looking for a provider to do a TOFTT post, in the south Africa section.

Perhaps I'll elaborate on it more, throw in some more funny bells and whistles. Let's see..I was robbed and forced to perform unprotected anal sex in a south African prison after I left seeing the provider..so I might have AIDs..oh yes, so now put me in the alert section.. I contracted south African HIV.

Wait.. let me get some sleep and add more to this story also.
I tell you guys about how I was discharged from the military correct?

Alyssa and I actually signed up together. I didn't reveal this to yall we were and have always been real life friends before getting into the hobby world.

I caught Alyssa giving one of the lieutenants head underneath a desk and they forced me pass this difficult combat drill or else I get discharged. They discharged me. Alyssa said if they get rid of me they get rid of her too. She pulled blackmail type strings to get an honorable discharge and that's why she's my dog for life. I cut for her because she took it upon herself to look out for me.

However, with no real job experience and people behind the scenes hating on her getting real world employment she resorted to hooking. Yall wonder why she's in such awesome shape? Former military.
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
Damn, it's game on then.
I feel like Marlon Perkins watching safely from a distance as Jim goes out to wrestle the anaconda. (what the hell was Jim's last name anyway?)
Good luck Jim. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Jim Fowler?



he says the name Stan in the video if that's the right clip so maybe I got the wrong one

Let me tell you guys about the time I checked the Eccie section on the west Africa providers and actually went there looking for a provider to do a TOFTT post, in the west Africa section.

I was robbed and forced to perform unprotected anal sex in a the west African prison after I left seeing the provider..so I might have the EBOLA virus..oh yes, so now put me in the alert section.. I contracted the west African EBOLA virus. Originally Posted by wreckshop
FTFY

Thanks for the alert
Jim Fowler? Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
Yeah, Fowler sounds about right.
I watched him and some other guy wrestle that 30' snake, I thought they were going to die. The whole time I'm wondering, why the hell doesn't Stan the cameraman go help them? And as close as they came to buying the farm, they came put looking better than our friend wreck.
R.I.P. buddy


Funny, the stuff we remember from our childhood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8s_g2v9M1g
Who's that old guy with Jim?
Perkins, get out of there! No wonder Jim almost got killed.
Old 'tards shouldn't go on Amazon adventures and wrestle snakes... IJS.
Wakeup's Avatar
From buying dick pills at the gas station and raping the Indian attendants, to getting a freebie from Alyssa in his mom's basement because he's broke...

pyramider's Avatar
Uh, she is still on bancation. Her wk cannot seem to recognize the error of her ways.
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You're talking to a person who was banned for 3 months, had a due date, when I tried logging back in after waiting I still was waiting out another month and a half ban period. Originally Posted by wreckshop
What did you get banned for, or was that also '"fictitious"? (found it: Closed Topic No discussion)

Should we longer believe that Alyssa is a warm and caring hooker?

(what the hell was Jim's last name anyway?) Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Jim Fowler?

he says the name Stan in the video if that's the right clip so maybe I got the wrong one Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
Stan Brock was another member of the Wild Kingdom crew.
pyramider's Avatar
Wreckslop just cannot grasp why he is being laughed at, not with ...
ok I can't be the only one that see the irony here? heck, you yourself has to see the irony.
Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
One does not simply choose to become a one trick pony... one simply is.
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WTF?????

Now shitwreck is admitting he has HIV.........did the potty mouth know this when she did you in your mommy's basement?

Please tell me everything was covered.......ijs
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I tell you guys about how I was discharged from the military correct?

Alyssa and I actually signed up together. I didn't reveal this to yall we were and have always been real life friends before getting into the hobby world.

I caught Alyssa giving one of the lieutenants head underneath a desk and they forced me pass this difficult combat drill or else I get discharged. They discharged me. Alyssa said if they get rid of me they get rid of her too. She pulled blackmail type strings to get an honorable discharge and that's why she's my dog for life. I cut for her because she took it upon herself to look out for me.

However, with no real job experience and people behind the scenes hating on her getting real world employment she resorted to hooking. Yall wonder why she's in such awesome shape? Former military. Originally Posted by wreckshop
The truth finally comes out........you are the potty mouth whore's HIV positive pimp.
I tell you guys about how I was discharged from the military correct?

Alyssa and I actually signed up together. I didn't reveal this to yall we were and have always been real life friends before getting into the hobby world.

I caught Alyssa giving one of the lieutenants head underneath a desk and they forced me pass this difficult combat drill or else I get discharged. They discharged me. Alyssa said if they get rid of me they get rid of her too. She pulled blackmail type strings to get an honorable discharge and that's why she's my dog for life. I cut for her because she took it upon herself to look out for me.

However, with no real job experience and people behind the scenes hating on her getting real world employment she resorted to hooking. Yall wonder why she's in such awesome shape? Former military. Originally Posted by wreckshop
Isn't this outing RW info?
I've never seen her post she was military, let alone honorably discharged.
This just keeps getting better and better