Do you take offense to being called a whore on a SHMB?

Now you are just deflecting. How about we stick with why my dick did not get hard in your big fat mouth. If my dick did not get hard in the chick's from Rio 's mouth, then you might just have a point. Can't you just admit that you are not my type? Or is your ego to fragile to admit every man in the planet might not desires you? If you can't say why JESSE shorted you.... why bring it up? That is to say if he even shorted you. I paid you full price and didn't even touch your pussy and left early. You did not offer me a discount so that kinda shit evens out I would say. You can't really blame a guy for not wanting to pay full price for shitty service.

Dang I missed voting in the poll Pft!.

Now you are just deflecting. How about we stick with why my dick did not get hard in your big fat mouth. If my dick did not get hard in the chick's from Rio 's mouth, then you might just have a point. Can't you just admit that you are not my type? Or is your ego to fragile to admit every man in the planet might not desires you? Originally Posted by WTF

I never said I was your type. All I did was agree with you when you say that you have a limp dick.

If you can't say why JESSE shorted you.... why bring it up? Originally Posted by WTF

I gave him all him all the space in the world to just shut up. But no, he wouldn't so now everybody knows he's a shoplifter.

That is to say if he even shorted you. I paid you full price and didn't even touch your pussy and left early. You did not offer me a discount so that kinda shit evens out I would say. Originally Posted by WTF

Because that's not true. Pet come on. No one would even know you have ED if you hadn't shot your big fat mouth off. You're obsessed with me. Get over it. I don't want a Pet anymore.

You can't really blame a guy for not wanting to pay full price for shitty service. Originally Posted by WTF

No, he drank my booze, had his fun and then stole from me. I'm so cool that I even called him and gave him a chance to explain or work it out. THAT's why he got his membership card revoked.........But, nada from him.......Maybe he was drunk or something like that...............Possible, he was lit up like the 4th when he left..................but if he wants he can explain.............or I might break the rules and tell the whole story. It don't make a shit to me. No worries. RTM Peaches' PM AND post the whole story about the thief we have in our midst.

Here's a clue...........people are laughing at you and your limp dick problems. OK!

Have a nice evening Pet.

I don't have ED I have OHD...OldHagDysfunction Olivia when you first brought this up, you said I had been playing golf and drinking. That was a lie. I do not drink and play golf. So you were lying about me to save face I suppose though I do not see why you can't just admit that you are not my type. I gave you the full amount and did not ask for a refund. Why are you all butt hurt about this...I'm sure I'm not the only one!

So that is the way a "Luxury" provider communicates? Learn something new every day it seems. I would say your smile belies what is inside. Originally Posted by TGBeldin

I'm modest too. Thanck you.

I don't have ED I have OHD...OldHagDysfunction Olivia when you first brought this up, you said I had been playing golf and drinking. That was a lie. I do not drink and play golf. So you were lying about me to save face I suppose though I do not see why you can't just admit that you are not my type. I gave you the full amount and did not ask for a refund. Why are you all butt hurt about this...I'm sure I'm not the only one! Originally Posted by WTF

You sure as hell aren't the only one The bitch lies like a rug, Accused me of steeling booze from her ( her spelling) She offered me two drinks What kind of cunt offers you drinks and then hollers that you stole her liquor and that you were drunk ? A lying cunt who promised at least twice she would quit posting last year L.D. is a cool chick

She hijacked her thread and fucked it up beyond repair

Now you are just deflecting. How about we stick with why my dick did not get hard in your big fat mouth. If my dick did not get hard in the chick's from Rio 's mouth, then you might just have a point. Can't you just admit that you are not my type? Or is your ego to fragile to admit every man in the planet might not desires you? If you can't say why JESSE shorted you.... why bring it up? That is to say if he even shorted you. I paid you full price and didn't even touch your pussy and left early. You did not offer me a discount so that kinda shit evens out I would say. You can't really blame a guy for not wanting to pay full price for shitty service. Originally Posted by WTF

You bring up some unanswered questions that bear full disclosure W.T.F Time for an unvarnished version of the debacle

Three years ago I contacted who I thought was Olivia 88 I didn't have my contacts on

I hit the next provider on the right by mistake Guess who there when I Showed up.?
The ol ho I was deflated Older and flabbier than the picture Thought bait and switch, but like so many times all the momentum is going forward I carried on

Mediocre session would be an overstatement Finished and offered up two 100 bills to the dreadful skank (Olivia 88s donation) Even asked the Harridan if she wanted to check if the bills were counterfeit SHE SMILED AND SAID NO

The next morning , I wake up to the perfect storm .moronic WHORE shitting all over herself Coming on like a bull rhino in heat TEXTING e mailing threating to report me me hither thither and yon

WTF she is blind ?she couldnt count? she was on every thing but roller skates Who knows? Who cares

I will admit I did fuck up Hindsight is 20 20 vision And if you are hobbying you should have 20 20 vision But, the stupid strumpet fucked up worse A tie would be the best
thing the worthless slut could hope to cry about

I THINK I know what up She is a snake in human form Dissing and hissing at every swinging dick and chick who disagrees with her diatribes SOME BODY NEEDS TO INFORM HER THAT IS A FORUM FOR HOMO SAPIENS NOT COLD BLOODED REPTILES

FOR RUMSR

I still love her.

It actually depends on how the 'whore' word is used.

A whore is a whore, how many ways can it be? I mean you could incorporate positions and actions like,, " Your a dirty little whore now I'm going to take you" or "Your a dirty little whore aren't you, what are you going to do to me" fun and games, but still a whore.

Then you have jealous bitch, Ho calling out nemesis, " Your a back stabbing cut throat Ho" then the reply, " Who you callin Ho you WHORE"? Still yet two whores.

Then there is the fucktard saying, " STFU whore" and her reply, you STFU,,, TRICK!.

Just peoples blowing hot air at one another and sometimes its all in fun.

Tricks and hos, tricks and hos... off to hobby land they goes.

You bring up some unanswered questions that bear full disclosure W.T.F Time for an unvarnished version of the debacle

Three years ago I contacted who I thought was Olivia 88 I didn't have my contacts on

I hit the next provider on the right by mistake Guess who there when I Showed up.?
The ol ho I was deflated Older and flabbier than the picture Thought bait and switch, but like so many times all the momentum is going forward I carried on

Mediocre session would be an overstatement Finished and offered up two 100 bills to the dreadful skank (Olivia 88s donation) Even asked the Harridan if she wanted to check if the bills were counterfeit SHE SMILED AND SAID NO

The next morning , I wake up to the perfect storm .moronic WHORE shitting all over herself Coming on like a bull rhino in heat TEXTING e mailing threating to report me me hither thither and yon

WTF she is blind ?she couldnt count? she was on every thing but roller skates Who knows? Who cares

I will admit I did fuck up Hindsight is 20 20 vision And if you are hobbying you should have 20 20 vision But, the stupid strumpet fucked up worse A tie would be the best
thing the worthless slut could hope to cry about

I THINK I know what up She is a snake in human form Dissing and hissing at every swinging dick and chick who disagrees with her diatribes SOME BODY NEEDS TO INFORM HER THAT IS A FORUM FOR HOMO SAPIENS NOT COLD BLOODED REPTILES

FOR RUMSR Originally Posted by JESSE JAMES

Thanks for as Paul Harvey would say..."The rest of the story...". I figured as much. You thought you were getting a sweet baby but you got scary baby!

OliviaHowards problem is she is a known liar and she does not understand that folks having differing opinions than her do not need to be cut down because so. You are a thief, LD is a jelly belly, I'm a limp dick. Once you get the best of her in a debate , she goes personal.....and lies about it to boot. Like I showed up drinking at her incall after playing golf. I wish I'd showed up drunk, that is the only way I'd of fucked her! Now she is back to saying she met my Dad....oh and my mother and sisters are whores. Now she does not like women calling other women that word but if you disagree with her she has no problem calling your mother and sister(s) whores.

I don't have ED I have OHD...OldHagDysfunction Olivia when you first brought this up, you said I had been playing golf and drinking. That was a lie. I do not drink and play golf. So you were lying about me to save face I suppose though I do not see why you can't just admit that you are not my type. I gave you the full amount and did not ask for a refund. Why are you all butt hurt about this...I'm sure I'm not the only one! Originally Posted by WTF

If you'd stop talking about your old man dick and your old man eyes being I looked exactly like my pictures so would everyone else too. It's a shame I'm not working anymore, I always made a few grand when I posted my pictures in response to your love notes.

But on a serious note, was always very customer service oriented. If you were seriously displeased with me, which you weren't since you kept yanking on your little WTF, I'd have offered you some compensation. Not all your money back as you stayed the whole time and I'm exactly like my pictures, but I'd have offered you half off or something like that.

I've had some appointments where the chemistry just wasn't right three times that I can remember. I've offered the same deal to them. One of them ended up taking me out on the town that evening and we had a blast. We still keep up with each other. So, yes, I acknowledge I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but if there was a real customer service issue with you, I'd have addressed it at the time. I think I feel a Hooker Incorporated blog post coming up about this very subject . Have a nice day Pet. Maybe you can begin paying my mortgage now that I'm ex-hooker too!

You bring up some unanswered questions that bear full disclosure W.T.F Time for an unvarnished version of the debacle

Three years ago I contacted who I thought was Olivia 88 I didn't have my contacts on

I hit the next provider on the right by mistake Guess who there when I Showed up.?
The ol ho I was deflated Older and flabbier than the picture Thought bait and switch, but like so many times all the momentum is going forward I carried on

Mediocre session would be an overstatement Finished and offered up two 100 bills to the dreadful skank (Olivia 88s donation) Even asked the Harridan if she wanted to check if the bills were counterfeit SHE SMILED AND SAID NO

The next morning , I wake up to the perfect storm .moronic WHORE shitting all over herself Coming on like a bull rhino in heat TEXTING e mailing threating to report me me hither thither and yon

WTF she is blind ?she couldnt count? she was on every thing but roller skates Who knows? Who cares

I will admit I did fuck up Hindsight is 20 20 vision And if you are hobbying you should have 20 20 vision But, the stupid strumpet fucked up worse A tie would be the best
thing the worthless slut could hope to cry about

I THINK I know what up She is a snake in human form Dissing and hissing at every swinging dick and chick who disagrees with her diatribes SOME BODY NEEDS TO INFORM HER THAT IS A FORUM FOR HOMO SAPIENS NOT COLD BLOODED REPTILES

FOR RUMSR Originally Posted by JESSE JAMES

Ah, thanks for clearing up the issue with your eyes. Ok, here's what happened. This asshole shows up at my incall. He drinks my booze – Knob Creek to be exact. I’m classy like that. Only the best for Mrs. Howard’s baby girl and her gentlemen friends. We spoke Spanish. We had a good time in the sack. You drank more of my booze – as in a lot of my booze. Paid me. I do not recall you asking if it was counterfeit. And you left.

I called you IMMEDIATELY – like as in you couldn’t have possibly been even to the end of the street – when I counted the money. You did not pick up. I texted you saying you needed to contact me within twenty-four hours or I’d report you to the screening service you used. Period the end.

Then a little over a year later (May ’11), you wrote a nasty post in one of my review threads. I PM’d you, and you PM’d me back giving me some of the details of our meeting. I back tracked it and figured out who you were. I also independently corroborated when someone wanted to invite you to the socials. I said no and the lady and I had a good little chat and a laugh about you.

So no JESSE JAMES – in all caps no ness – it’s not my flabby body. It’s not my old as fuck self. It’s your shoplifting ass that got thrown off a site because you are a thief. Stop with all the self-justifying excuses. If I was the cunt here, I’d have blasted you three and a half years ago. Get over it. YOU stole not me so YOU had to pay the price. Now YOU just look stupid and petty. I don’t know which one of you looks the most pathetic. You pissing and moaning about your bad behavior stealing from me three and a half years later or WTF pissing and moaning about his limp dick six years later. Get over it boyz.

If you'd stop talking about your old man dick and your old man eyes being I looked exactly like my pictures so would everyone else too.
! Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

I do not know how many times I have to tell you this....I saw you sight unseen.
Yes you look exactly like your pictures and that is half the problem, the other half was your attitude. It is no different than your board persona.

So you lie about me drinking before I got to your place and now you lie about me seeing a picture of you before we met.

Let me tell you another little nugget....I did not stay the full time. Shit I do not stay the full time for half hour appointments where I actually fuck the chick. No marathon man here. I treat this like I do vacations, I'd rather leave a bit early still wanting more than stay to long and have regrets.

I'm not there to chit chat. I'm there for some making out...if that gets my dick hard, then I'm ready for some sucking and fucking. Then I get the fuck outta the woman's hair. So try that lie on someone who does not know any better.

And I did not want my money back then nor now. It was my fuck up seeing you sight unseen. Hell it ain't your fault we didn't click.

. I don’t know which one of you looks the most pathetic. You pissing and moaning about your bad behavior stealing from me three and a half years later or WTF pissing and moaning about his limp dick six years later. Get over it boyz. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

My vote says the old so called retired hooker that can't quite seem to ride off in the sunset from the hooker board, still craving hooker attention is the most pathetic of the three of us!

Also, I have no idea which of you is telling the truth....I do know that you have lied about our encounter so I lean towards JESSEJAMES telling the truth but maybe you can write about JESSEJAMES stealing some pussy on your blog. Be a good story! Let me write the headline: "Outlaw JESSEJAMES made off with some of my old Pussy Three Years ago!"

Ah, thanks for clearing up the issue with your eyes. Ok, here's what happened. This asshole shows up at my incall. He drinks my booze – Knob Creek to be exact. I’m classy like that. Only the best for Mrs. Howard’s baby girl and her gentlemen friends. We spoke Spanish. We had a good time in the sack. You drank more of my booze – as in a lot of my booze. Paid me. I do not recall you asking if it was counterfeit. And you left.

I called you IMMEDIATELY – like as in you couldn’t have possibly been even to the end of the street – when I counted the money. You did not pick up. I texted you saying you needed to contact me within twenty-four hours or I’d report you to the screening service you used. Period the end.

Then a little over a year later (May ’11), you wrote a nasty post in one of my review threads. I PM’d you, and you PM’d me back giving me some of the details of our meeting. I back tracked it and figured out who you were. I also independently corroborated when someone wanted to invite you to the socials. I said no and the lady and I had a good little chat and a laugh about you.

So no JESSE JAMES – in all caps no ness – it’s not my flabby body. It’s not my old as fuck self. It’s your shoplifting ass that got thrown off a site because you are a thief. Stop with all the self-justifying excuses. If I was the cunt here, I’d have blasted you three and a half years ago. Get over it. YOU stole not me so YOU had to pay the price. Now YOU just look stupid and petty. I don’t know which one of you looks the most pathetic. You pissing and moaning about your bad behavior stealing from me three and a half years later or WTF pissing and moaning about his limp dick six years later. Get over it boyz. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

How do you find these fuckin guys? I know the hobby is a crap shoot but this is funny. One guy pays full price and plays with himself the whole time. The other guy fucks you, guzzles your booze, then shorts you. And they're bitching! BTW, Knob Creek is on if my favorites, especially when enjoyed with a Monti Cristo #2, Cuban of course, and speaking Spanish with a neked lady. Mey Yamo Bambino.