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He has no budget LOL He just runs out of shirts. He buys boxes instead of truck loads. He has a preference for small fast fast cars kinda like his women not trucks HA Originally Posted by Alluring Allison

Then there are "some" rides that are both comfortable and built for speed. IJS

SL, what goes through your mind when a provider asks: "who is SL btw?"

SL, what goes through your mind when a provider asks: "who is SL btw?" Originally Posted by fun2come

Newbie!

So here is how the study went. I went to two states and three different cities. This was four days of HARD work! ALL providers were “listed” as CURVY, VOLUPTUOUS, VIXEN, GODESS, AMAZON and 1 BBW. 20 providers surveyed. All providers were asked their weight over the phone. I scheduled an hour session with ALL PROVIDERS. So with clip board, camera, tape measure and digital scale in hand I was off.
All providers were given an extra $20 for each item they verified. (weight & age) As a bonus if they told the truth over the phone about their weight they got $25 if they didn’t tell the truth they got…. Wait for it… $2.00 for every pound over the weight given.



1) How many clients do you see in a day?
1-3: 3 providers
4-5: 7 Providers
6-8: 8 Providers
9+: 1 Provider
2)What do guys ask for most often?
BBBJCIMNQNS: 20 Providers
2) How often do you actually have sex with the hobbyist?
Never: 1 provider
2 out of 10: 18 Providers
4 out of 10 1 Provider (The BBW)
3) What’s the length of MOST of your sessions?
15 minutes: 3 Providers
30 minutes: 17 Providers
4) Do you have regulars?
NO: 3 Providers
1-2: 8 Providers
3-4: 9 Providers
5) Do you think your pictures might be misleading?
Yes: 12 Providers
Not Really: 2 Providers
No: 6 Providers
6) Why do you say in your ad that you are (curvy, voluptuous, amazon, vixen, goddess) rather than BBW?
To get guys to call and schedule: 1 Provider
Because I don’t think I’m a BBW: 18 Providers
I am a BBW: 1 Provider (The BBW)
7) How long have you been providing?
Less than 1 year: 1 Provider
1-2: 12 Providers
3-4: 7 Providers
5+: 1 Provider (The BBW)
8) How often do guys show up and leave without a session? Disappointed.
Never: 1 Provider (The BBW)
1-3 per week: 16 Providers
4-5 per week: 2 Providers
6+ per week: 1 Provider
9) What made you decide to be a provider?
Child: 17 Providers
Sex: 3 Providers
10) Outside of the hobby, how often do you have sex?
Never: 17 Providers
Boyfriend: 2 Providers (1-3 times per week)
SO: 1 Provider (3-5 times per week) (The BBW)



1) 22 really 26 Curvy DD Cup 160 lbs really 215 lbs Tip: $110
2) 23 really 26 Curvy DDD Cup 150 lbs really 215 lbs Tip: $130
3) 24 really 24 Curvy DDD Cup 170 lbs really 256 lbs Tip: $172
4) 25 really 32 Curvy D Cup 155 lbs really 205 lbs Tip: $100
5) 24 really 25 Curvy DD Cup 170 lbs really 192 lbs Tip: $44
6) 24 really 26 Curvy F Cup 145 lbs really 190 lbs Tip: $90
7) 27 really 28 Curvy G+ Cup 160 lbs refused to weigh (I estimate at 250-260 lbs)
8) 27 really 36 Curvy C Cup 150 lbs really 156 lbs. Tip: $50 (Close Enough)
9) 26 really 22 Curvy D Cup 160 lbs really 198 lbs Tip: $76
10) 32 really 32 Curvy DD Cup 180 lbs really 238 lbs Tip: $116
11) 26 really 24 Voluptuous DDD Cup 180 lbs really 284 lbs Tip: $208
12) 25 really 28 Voluptuous D Cup 175 lbs really 230 lbs Tip: $110
13) 26 really 31 Voluptuous DD Cup 150 lbs really 216 lbs Tip: $132
14) 28 really 24 Voluptuous DD Cup 160 lbs really 172 lbs Tip: $50 (Close Enough)
15) 33 really 38 Voluptuous DD Cup 175 lbs really 206 lbs Tip: $62
16) 23 really 23 vixen D Cup 160 lbs really 222 lbs Tip: $124
17) 24 really 29 Goddess DD Cup 160 lbs really 210 lbs Tip: $100
18) 26 really 26 Amazon D Cup 150 lbs really 188 lbs Tip: $76
19) 28 really 28 Amazon DD Cup 165 lbs really 212 lbs Tip: $94
20) 26 really 26 BBW DDD Cup 155 lbs really 154 lbs Tip: $50 (Right On The Money!)



CBJ: 1 Provider (average at best)
BBBJ: 1 Provider (average at best)
BBBJCIMNQNS 17 providers FAN FUCKING TASTIC
FSMPC: 1 Provider (You guessed it… it was the BBW and she SLAMDANGOED MY ASS!)

Are you fucking shitting me? 20 ladies....20 nuts....in four days?

I call bullshit!

And your typical BBW provider is seeing 5-6 clients a day......maybe having sex with 20-30% of them....and blowing the rest? @ 100 for BJ & 200 for FS, lets say 800 a day cash? For 4 hours work? Every day? Works out to say 5K a week? 250K a year?

And this is the BBWs.....lord knows how the beauty queens are doin?

I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this. Although it explains why the girls always seem to be more fun for morning appointments than evening ones.

Are you fucking shitting me? 20 ladies....20 nuts....in four days?

I call bullshit!

And your typical BBW provider is seeing 5-6 clients a day......maybe having sex with 20-30% of them....and blowing the rest? @ 100 for BJ & 200 for FS, lets say 800 a day cash? For 4 hours work? Every day? Works out to say 5K a week? 250K a year?

And this is the BBWs.....lord knows how the beauty queens are doin?

I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this. Although it explains why the girls always seem to be more fun for morning appointments than evening ones. Originally Posted by hgritstoo

Let's not forget ladies have expenses. Like abhhhhhh....FOOD!

I'm pretty sure they don't work 7 days a week and 30 days a month. It would seem they need their rest. Again they stated "most" sessions are 30 minutes. There was no talk of paying extra for FS.

So if a provider does 4 @ $100 = $400 - $100 expenses = $300 @ 15 days per month = $4,500 if they are booked EVERY day.

Did these 20 ladies also receive the famous "Slamdango" T-Shirt as a parting gift??

and what size(s) ???

did they come from "Omar's tent city"??????

Did these 20 ladies also receive the famous "Slamdango" T-Shirt as a parting gift?? Originally Posted by SAUrbanAnimal

LOL no 😀

and what size(s) ??? Originally Posted by fun2come

Every T-Shirt ever given out was a ladies Small 😀

You can count the girl who ran off with my car cover and wrote Team SL on it with a sharpie

did they come from "Omar's tent city"?????? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

One girl was so big....

How big was she SL?

I'll tell you...she had a small tattoo near her kitty, I went in to take a Closer look. She started to close her legs and the room got dark!

SL, I need help picking a Halloween costume for the SA halloweenie party, any suggestions?? Hope to see you there.

SL, I need help picking a Halloween costume for the SA halloweenie party, any suggestions?? Hope to see you there. Originally Posted by SAUrbanAnimal

If I was going I thinck I'd go as a bottle of Tequila. Leave my zipper down and show them all my worm.

Ok Ladies And Gentleman.... one of the local MODS in Austin has decided to CLEAN UP ECCIE and rid it of all the IMAGE VIOLATIONS. He is kind of shy and I'm not going to say who he is but its NOT SPACE or SIXX. I have joined his cause! That's right "I'm mad as hell and I'm NOT going to take it anymore!"



So join me by HITTING that RTM button in the UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER of any show case that displays a TACO or any HOT DOG!

You can copy and paste this:

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