Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

Bump......where am i? Damn got roofied! Siberia!!! Where are my pants.....?

Bump......where am i? Damn got roofied! Siberia!!! Where are my pants.....? Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Damn brother, she got you too?
Cajun Style GFE... CSGFE
At least she slipped you a Micky.
Hit me over the head with a club,
dragged me down the stairs by my hair...
Real caveman style... I think I'm in love
Woke up the next day outside her incall
front door, downtown NOLA. She no where
to be found. Broke my heart... Well, after I
dried my tears and sobered up, I hitch hiked
back to H-Town. Got picked up by some
traveling hook'tards on their way to SA...
That's a whole nother story.

Thats a better ending then i had. Ended up in a soup kitchen in 1st ward. Had to call uber to get home. Try that with no pants. Lol

No Pants...
Been there too many times...
Keep a pair of hospital scrubs
in my go bag... Last time had to
jump out a 2nd story window
when the jealous BF got home...
Siberia got a lot of 'splaining
to do next time I see her...

Heh?
I am just waking and see
this.
It wasn't me.

It wasn't me.

I was with whatshisname.

Denial dont make it true...oh wait..i remember now , it was a bp walrus named tiberius. , oh crap...she ate my pants as i was jumping out of the deep end to freedom.....dayum you tequila and starfluckers shots....

^^ you just confessed
that you are phucking
around. *Block*

Heh?
I am just waking and see this.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I was with whatshisname. Originally Posted by siberia

Okay, you may have an alibi for the other night...
That is if whatshisname will back up your story.
But where were you on the night on Jan 17th,
between the hours of 10pm and 4am?
I could have sworn I saw the big beautiful titties
of your in my face as I drifted in and out of
consciousness. It might have been just sex foryou,
but it was a deeply emotional experience for me.
I love you Siberia, let's run away from this hobby
madness and retire on some beachfront property
together. Spend the rest of our days feasting on
each others flesh?

You wanted real passion lust or
was that compassion.
I aim to deliver gfe.
Where is the diamond ring?
This whore don't play.
They all love me at the
moment of sucking their dick.
Looking into their eyes gets
them hooked.

You wanted real passion lust or
was that compassion.
I aim to deliver gfe.
Where is the diamond ring?
This whore don't play.
They all love me at the
moment of sucking their dick.
Looking into their eyes gets
them hooked. Originally Posted by siberia

Yeah it might have been the thump on the head,
That Cajun GFE is some wild stuff I tell ya.
But the heart wants what the heart wants.
Let's do a weekend in Vegas to see if we
can make this work. If all goes well we can
go to that cozy lil wedding chapel on the strip
and get married by Elvis. He did my last 3 weddings
and I think the fourth one is on the house.
How romantic would that be?

'tards chasing hookers... kinda like a dawg chasing his tail. Whatcha gonna do if you catch it? It never ends well. See ya on your next trip to H-Town 'Pretty Woman'.

What about that ring
Babe?

What about that ring
Babe? Originally Posted by siberia

Well um.... er.... uh...
I'm working on it baby.
I know a guy that knows a guy,
well this guy has a Schnauzer that
has a diamond connection.

Oh hell, wedding bells! She will just keep you tied up in her dungen next to DG. I have a tracking device you can swallow so we send a full catard special forces team from Boardsman to free you. Or just send in your Devil pug kill sqaud to do a "Terminal clean" . Oh that ts dolphin saids hi by the way. Later...

Orca, jump on
the size thread babe.
Make a few splashes
in the pool.
Some ppl are pissing
in the water.

A star performance is
orcastrated. Muwah
handsome.

What wedding?