You know you are a hobbyiest when...

Brooke Wilde's Avatar
When you have a real date with a woman outside the "hobby"and you are utterly amazed when she gives you her apartment number hours before the date, not once you arrive at the complex. Originally Posted by GymRat
That's a good one
when you starting seeing patterns as you read a newspaper and starts deciphering.... C F S B B B J M S O G etc, just like in A Beautiful Mind.
pyramider's Avatar
When you ask the civi-woman to give you BBCR you know you are in the hobby.
urblkmanntx's Avatar
When you have your internet browser set to clear history when you close the window. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
lmao so true
PSD's Avatar
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  • 09-21-2010, 08:26 PM
When you drive by a motel/hotel and wonder how many escorts are there...

...and if perhaps you should stop for a drink at the bar!
when your SO says I am available 9AM-10PM
Nikki B's Avatar
When you carry blank envelopes in your glovebox.....
DarthMaul's Avatar
True story: I was in the galleria around Christmas time years ago... an overweight, middle aged guy with a hot young woman came into the Godiva Chocolate shop ... he tried to make small talk.. she just smiled and nodded ... then as she walked past me... she looked straight into my eyes as if to say...I'll be done in an hour... as they walked out... another guy standing next to me said, "I wonder how much she charges" Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
HILARIOUS!! LMAO!
texasjohn1965's Avatar
When you carry blank envelopes in your glovebox..... Originally Posted by Nikki B
I picked up some "thank you" cards from Hallmark, and stashed them in my car.....erhhhhh

Or so a "friend" told me...
When you go half-mast every time you drive past a Palace Inn.
Eccie Addict's Avatar
When your landmarks are Palace Inns and Scottish Inns.
When you are driving my a hotel/notel and you can list the women that you've been with there.
Not only are your landmarks are Scottish Inns, Palace Inns, and Luxury Inns, you know the room rates, what room number at each has the jacuzzi, and some of the managers know your first name.
Nikki B's Avatar
When you have earned a free night at Palace Inn.
PokerMan's Avatar
When your choice is pay the mortgage or see that new chic @ Charlie's! Then you think being homeless might not be so bad.