OBAMA PROPOSES REGISTRATION OF ALL PRESSURE COOKERS........

Currently, all cookware in my home is unregisted and under lock and key.
My skillet is fully auto. Is that a violation?
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They can't have either one of mine, or the crock pots. Period.


They will get my crock-pot when they pry it from my cold dead hands Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
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Chuck Schumer is working on a rider which will require background checks prior to the dale of remote controlled children's toys along with registration (and annual renewal) of those determined qualified to own them.

While similar riders have been considered for nails, screws, and ball bearings, the very strong and well organized Nail and Screw Union (and their wealthy PACs) oppose such legislation at this time.

While the President was disappointed, Chucky suggested he console himself by burning history books.

Old Dingus Originally Posted by Old Dingus
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The Sandbox is so much fun.........................

Thanks guys for making this thread a hoot !
Currently, all cookware in my home is unregisted and under lock and key.
My skillet is fully auto. Is that a violation? Originally Posted by UB9IB6
Depends. How many rounds does it hold?
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I had a girlfriend one time that was dangerous with just about
any form of cook wear.
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Currently, all cookware in my home is unregisted and under lock and key.
My skillet is fully auto. Is that a violation? Originally Posted by UB9IB6
What do you use it for?
I had a girlfriend one time that was dangerous with just about
any form of cook wear. Originally Posted by bojulay
Yea and I was stupid enough to marry that mute...fuck
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You married a mute? makes perfect sense. She can't tell you was a dumb fuck you are!
CROCK POTS are safe.

CRACK POTS may not be.

Old Dingus
Originally Posted by Old Dingus
Yeah but if you happen to have a Crack in your Crock Pot it could blow up if you plug it in. Just saying.
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You married a mute? makes perfect sense. She can't tell you was a dumb fuck you are! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
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a lot of boards have a "Hall of Fame" I nominate this one

and the funniest ever posted
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You have the right to remain stupid...
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You have the right to remain stupid... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
You're getting them confused
“We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!”
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