Heh. Scarlett, one day I'd love to touch that bubble. Okay sorry... perv on pause.
Business is actually the same as usual; constant and unrelenting. I just have happened to have people purpose to intentionally make a review right now to be sweet and "supportive". The other 3/4 of business are still UTRs. Its darling if you ask me. :-)
I had a guy the other day specifically want a Whispers hating theme session! Damn, this guy does make an impact on some folks... he can have that... i politely declined and replied that had we done that he may get the idea in his head that he's actually on my mind besides the passing jokes.
Hey guys, you too can join the "breath takers" club, for the discount rate of $37.50+tip (see ROS)! Inhaler not included. I promise I won't make you pass out unless that's what you want... or maybe need for a little while. Little nap?
Scarlett, work on that sig line girl! Add a few more text sizes, brighter colors, italics/bold a plus, and "attention seeking" displays of hobby/RW accomplishments, throw in a tour schedule.. then be sure and post in a few controversial threads to really capitalize on the attention-whoredom (especially at random, the trolls smell idol targets!) and that should fast track it there!
Oh wait.. can't forget this one. Most important to know to fast track becoming a target: you need to fit a certain criteria into their self-serving bias bubble.. gain enough weight to qualify as unsightly and/or non normative enough to fit into mainstream hobby norms, or just age for a while... them be successful, happy, and mind your own business around the board.... ohhhh, that'll be sure and get their goat! They'll be on you like a virgin at a prison rodeo. Now you're all set.
