Spikebabys Top Ten List....It has been a while my friends

8. DO take a shower if a lady offers it. I don’t care if you just spent an hour soaking in the tub and scrubbing yourself down with Lye soap and AJAX…..in the words of Nike…JUST DO IT! With our lovely and record-breaking weather……a shower can’t ever hurt. This will certainly make YMMV go a lot further. The response “oh I showered this morning, I am fine” when it is 4 p.m. in the afternoon has already put you in the ICK category…..I know you have had lunch….and….well….I think this is self explanatory Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Hummm what if your freshly showered before the sessionalso you did not mention breath your points are so funny but so true

If a pretty lady ask you to get in the shower with her....would you say no...and why would you say no?

wow that was perfect!!!

Very clever and well written post, Jenna. And so true. You have it all pretty much covered.

You should relax more.

Jenna, I know you monkey is uninhibited but you have got to get past your shyness and become less inhibited, please tell us what you really feel. Let it all hang out, except the monkey that could reek havoc.

The monkey in question must have had a CRAZY wild time recently....I found pink lacy monkey attire in the base of a houseplant when at the monkey lair the other day.

You should relax more. Originally Posted by shizzle10

Maybe her monkey should fling poo at you!

Originally Posted by The Proper Stranger
What about stuffing Catholic animals full of small food items?

It's only perverted if you forget to say 10 Hail Mary's and go to Confession the following Sunday

Spikebaby
The Original Jenna of Dallas Originally Posted by Spikebaby

how about i say 10 "Hell, Mary!!!" and confess all my perversions to you and ask if we could attempt some of them??


hope your monkey is being a pious monkey today! :^)

Love it Spikebaby...

Very funny!!!! and sometimes so very true... but can we expect the same from providers?

This is so funny as well as excellent tips......Jenna you are the sweetest. Love to meet you soon.....

I'm sorry. I couldn't read a word you said (typed).

That monkey avatar is just way too annoyingly distracting.

Mr. Creed,
I'm sorry my avatar is so "distracting" to you......BUT he is cute, furry and is doing quite the number on the glass....whats not to like about him?

Spikebaby

I just wanna add;
DON'T make wagers on the Naw'lin Saints unless you're ready to projectile poop monkeys.

"I want some whiiiiiiiiine"