I tried to keep this to myself by only telling one person but.....

Sorry double post...

Kayla, I have been wanting to give a massage to a beautiful women and it would be an honor to practice and learn the skills of massage under the tutelage of a grand master such as yourself.

You have given me so many wonderful massages in the past it would be a privilege to give you such a massage with the happy ending of your desire and pleasure...anything you want.

My schedule affords me a lot of free time during the day.

We met once but I never had the pleasure of a massage from you. I do hope you enjoy your retirement. Good luck.

Not to be mean or anything....

All you have to do is walk into any bar in the world, and share your frustrations, your itch will be promptly scratched.... You just won't get paid to get it scratched.

Otherwise. This is just another ThreAd

Sorry to hear about the fire.....At least you were safe.....It's been a while since we connected.....Remember, I am always around to fulfill your need of getting laid....Hope all is well...

Kayla,
If you ever again find yourself needing a little dick, I'm your guy.
Mainly because my dick is little so that's all I can offer. Well that and an unopened toy with a promise of good conversation!

Just watch this video and say, but for the grace of God there go I

Kayla, I have never met you but I'm very sorry about the fire and glad that at least you were safe. I thought you were strictly FBSM and L2 but if you really want to get laid I will join the others in line! I'm not a very exciting lay but I'm better than nothing! Send me a PM!

I retired back in April and I have not been laid since then. I got so desperate last week I broke out the back side of my toothbrush to rub one out (the rest of my toys were lost in a house fire) so in effect, I ate myself.

I completely miss you guys. My time in the hobby was EPIC. And holy F@ck I need to get laid. Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Ms.Kayla, glad you are ok. Never met you but have heard nothing but praises in the board here. Be safe and there are a lot of us that miss you and will wait for you to get back.

Sounds like you need to fire up the Booty Call light and aim it at the clouds.

Haha thanks guys. You are so kind.

I don't do the bar scene darlins and no I'm not unretired. Since when do you have to be active to post my good sir? I just have been too busy to think about sex but when I did OOOHHHHH SHHHIITTTT.

It's changed a lot around here. I'm facebooked out so I may come back and poke the bear a few more times.

Haha thanks guys. You are so kind.

I don't do the bar scene darlins and no I'm not unretired. Since when do you have to be active to post my good sir? I just have been too busy to think about sex but when I did OOOHHHHH SHHHIITTTT.

It's changed a lot around here. I'm facebooked out so I may come back and poke the bear a few more times. Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Good luck Kayla. Can't imagine that you'd need do more to attract the attention of scores of non-hobby gents than walk down the street in a light cotton skirt to have men driving their cars into lamp posts. Stay in touch.

Sorry about you personal lost and how you are feeling, maybe a night out would cheer you up, PM me

It's real easy Kayla.....

Go to a bar, find your potential victim, ..... And just ask, " you wanna little pussy? " you will be out of the bar in 10 minutes.

^^^^ that happened to me 3 months ago^^^^ once I was over the initial shock, .25 seconds, I asked her if she had one... Her reply, "there is only one way to find out"

She did, and that was a pretty fun weekend.

why would you retire when you're one of the best and on top of your game?