Bernie is in the race!

little Sandy from the Bronx isn't eligible for VP because she's not eligible to become President.

Any far left candidate will lose BIGLY. Especially that doddering dotard Bernie.

Try the Bernie/Beto ticket. the B Bro's!


HAHHAAA

they'll lose by a mile. Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Woo Hoo!!! Bernie and Beto in 2020.....gawdawmighty PLEASE let it be so...let it be so.....please, please....

The late PT Barnum (if alive, of course) would be thinking...."I've got the bearded lady....General Tom Thumb....and now I give you The B Bro's!!"

The greatest freak show in history......all for your amusement and viewing pleasure, ladies and gents.
Feel the Bern will be 80 when election rolls around.
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Feel the Bern will be 80 when election rolls around. Originally Posted by canuckeight
Biden and Trump aren't far behind.
Bernie and Beto - love it. Oh please make it so!
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  • 02-19-2019, 10:40 AM
Woo Hoo!!! Bernie and Beto in 2020.....gawdawmighty PLEASE let it be so...let it be so.....please, please....

The late PT Barnum (if alive, of course) would be thinking...."I've got the bearded lady....General Tom Thumb....and now I give you The B Bro's!!"

The greatest freak show in history......all for your amusement and viewing pleasure, ladies and gents. Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Emerson , Lake, and Palmer = From Brain Salad Surgery :
Karn Evil 9: 1st Impression, Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zo0FiNheI

Emerson, Lake & Palmer


Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside
There behind a glass
Stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along
Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll
Right before your eyes
We'll pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries
Then he dies, then he dies
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene
Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band
Dixieland, Dixieland
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up
See the show
Performing on a stool
We've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool
We would like it to be known
The exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own
All our own. All our own
Come and see the show
Come and see the show
Come and see the show
See the show
See the show


Songwriters: Keith Noel Emerson / Gregory Lake
Had to be presciently written for the DPST's
LOL
Thank you CB for the inspiration!
From Trump's 2019 state of the union address: "Here in the United States, we are alarmed by the to adopt socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence and not government coersion or domination and control. We are born free and we shall remain free. (And the camera focuses on Bernie Sanders, who knows he's on camera and looks like he just shit his pants.) Tonight we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist nation." (Standing ovation and the crowd begins to chant "U.S.A! U.S.A!!") .....And it was at that exact moment that I knew Bernie was going to run, because he's damn determined to turn us into a socialist nation, so we can be just like Venezuela ......
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article doesn't say...;


so, is bernie running as a democrat or independent? bernie is currently an independent. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
The DNC now has a clause that you have to be a member of the Democratic Party to run as a Democrat. Sanders has to make a choice.
I'm sure Trump supporters hope he runs as an Independent since that will suck many votes away from the Democratic nominee. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
I'm in favor of Bernie and Howie Schultz de Starbucks running as independents. The sniping from the left would be horrific!!
The DNC now has a clause that you have to be a member of the Democratic Party to run as a Democrat. Sanders has to make a choice. Originally Posted by bambino
He is an "Independent" in name only. In reality he is a ultra liberal Democrat.

His campaign slogan should say......."Free, Free, Free, Free Free"!!!!!

It will be interesting to see how the DNC fucks him over this time, especially if Biden jumps in.
bernie running as an independent is ok

schultz as an independent is another matter

he is just level headed enough to fool enough otherwise disaffected dim voters, people turned off by the radicalism of the dims with their communism and racism and lack of fealty to truth, and the average middle of the roader,

all people that may find an alternative to trump in schultz,

as to draw more votes from trump than would have ever voted dim in this atmosphere

without schultz, and as elvis might sing, "where could I go but to the trumpster?"

the two percent Schultz might get is a dangerous 2% to lose
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  • 02-19-2019, 12:26 PM
I'm in favor of Bernie and Howie Schultz de Starbucks running as independents. The sniping from the left would be horrific!! Originally Posted by friendly fred
Maybe you can throw in Ross Perot and all his national debt charts!
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He is an "Independent" in name only. In reality he is a ultra liberal Democrat.

His campaign slogan should say......."Free, Free, Free, Free Free"!!!!!

It will be interesting to see how the DNC fucks him over this time, especially if Biden jumps in. Originally Posted by Jackie S
He’ll have to change his affiliation to run as a Democrat. He didn’t last time but received all the benefits of running on a major party ticket. All socialists are great at spending other people’s money. He probably couldn’t get on all the States primaries as an Independent.
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Yes! Now all we need is Hillary. Hehe. It's over - Trump and Pence 2020.

Bernie Sanders formally launches his 2020 campaign https://news.yahoo.com/bernie-sander...wer&soc_trk=ma Originally Posted by Austin Ellen

The dems needed someone as old as Trump. Should be entertaining keeping them awake long enough to debate, if he makes it.
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Just heard a short segment by Amy Klobuchar. Unlike many presidential hopefuls, she is not promising the world to anyone . . . yet. No Medicare for all. No free 4-year college. Praised the idea of the Green New Deal but referred to it as "pie in the sky" to enact such sweeping proposals in 10 years. She is probably too intelligent to become POTUS.

"At a CNN town hall with voters here on Monday night, the Minnesota Democrat offered few sugar-coated promises on causes that have become popular among the party's progressive base. Instead, she gave detail-laden answers about why there are no easy fixes to these challenges, despite what they might hear from other Democrats.

With her presidential campaign only eight days old, Klobuchar is testing the balance between pragmatism and purity, while resisting the urge to pander to the party's progressive wing."
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Just heard a short segment by Amy Klobuchar. Unlike many presidential hopefuls, she is not promising the world to anyone . . . yet. No Medicare for all. No free 4-year college. Praised the idea of the Green New Deal but referred to it as "pie in the sky" to enact such sweeping proposals in 10 years. She is probably too intelligent to become POTUS.

"At a CNN town hall with voters here on Monday night, the Minnesota Democrat offered few sugar-coated promises on causes that have become popular among the party's progressive base. Instead, she gave detail-laden answers about why there are no easy fixes to these challenges, despite what they might hear from other Democrats.

With her presidential campaign only eight days old, Klobuchar is testing the balance between pragmatism and purity, while resisting the urge to pander to the party's progressive wing."
Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
She’s dumb enough to try. She has no chance.