Mirror Mirror on the WALL... Who has dry DICK & DOG sit amongus ALL

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Who is the FAKEST of them ALL????

WHO has the most BOTOX of them ALL????

WHO wheres more makeup then THEM ALL???

so which provider has the most plastic-fake shit to hide flaws and imperfections.


JULY 13-15

GAMES HAS CHANGED... {staff edit- CK} or shots of tequlia before date is how they roll

people use adjuvant substances before a hobby date these days.

can someone please get me a box of donuts or some taco truck tacos cuz POPCORN is for the BIRDS
she wants donuts or real tacos, screw popcorn, i'm a preggo, geez.

can someone please throw away the ROSES there DEAD along with GOOGLE HOME trick.
don't bring roses to a date. they're already dead. google home trick? not sure.

Google and iphone dont mix...
these programs don't play well together

BUSTED on DOG WALKING and NOT PICKING UP YOUR SHIT
when your dog poops in my yard, clean that shit up.

[QUOTE=Seeskylar;1060864570][B][CENTER]RED RED WINE...

i like red red wine..

NUT ON BUTT only IF I swallowed lol
you can come on my ass only if i already swallowed your jizz.

FACE PIC or neck to toe...
for screening, either send your face pic, or your everything else pic.

White or BLACK...
what race are you?

BIG or SMALL...
whats ur dick size?

BROKE or FIX...
do you work, or are you broken?

LIMP or BILL PILL...
is your dick flaccid or turgid?

over night or 2 hour...
tell me if you want to give a whole bunch of money, or a purely scandalous amount of money.

Chase or BoA???
where do you (or maybe where should i) bank at?

UTR OR ATF LMAO...
should i go for utr status or shoot to be your atf?

wait wait one more MEMBER or GUEST
should i keep my provider account or guest it? or maybe, are you on Eccie or just a lurker?

LMFAO look AROUND JOB...HMMM just started HAHAHAHHAHA

i just started a new job. that is quite droll.

[QUOTE=Seeskylar;1060864601]For them to start the encounter TOWEL CANDLES body OIL
gotta have my supplies ready before i start a session.

Neutrogena to take the edging to another LEVEL...
i like Neutrogena because i can bring you close to nutting without making you come.

pink water...
a proper bath has pink water.

Yes I need a bath tub in my stand up shower please!!!!
please buy me a really awesome update for my stand up shower.

CREDIT OR DEBIT???
will you be paying for it with credit or debit?

Small pond but LOVE FISHING
my pond is small but still fun to fish in.

[QUOTE=Seeskylar;1060864680]Lmfao

Hmmm DONUTS filled vanilla, glazed blueberry cake
her favorite kinds of doughnuts

Tacos always corn fajita beef or chicken.

PORK IS TOO DIRTY for me to eat plus its not healthy so everything is beef beef chorizo
no pig products for her. (but wait, no bacon?)

JUST FYI thats why I am selective on WHO I SEE...
she picks and chooses her clients.

Picky but LOVE when MY CARDS is best HAND DEALT in the GAME.
i like it when i have the best hand at the table. or when my hobby date is rich, hot, and fucks me like a wild banshee.

BUT the MIND is a TROUBLE thing to WASTE...
the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I only will respond when its my turn IN THE GAME TO WIN.
i'll ignore you unless you'll bring me wealth, fame, or fun, but preferably all 3.

RESCUE DOGS are like their OWNers broke from in and out
rescue dogs and their owners are both broke ass bitches.

but will always be around to GET A FREE NUT, to rub on your BUTT.
everyone likes free stuff, especially a free nut. (not sure if its the dog or the person she's referring to.) my rescue dog likes to rub on my ass to get his nut. (like, who wouldn't, right..)

LMFAO OKAY OKAY going utr to continue to work on my schooling on building a career to come back TO be on MAURY OR JERRY.
i'm going utr to continue my education. hopefully i will end up rich and famous like jerry springer or maury povich.

Is it something in the water or is everyone PREGNANT on TV.
seems like everyone on tv is a preggo now. am i dreaming?

I SAY TRUMP SHOULD neuter all male dogs cause only squirrels get a nut.
trump should make his next policy goal to get all male dogs fixed. including himself. kidding.
squirrels have every right to get their rocks off tho, cause squirrels are awesome like that..

Skylar, you rock girl..

Is this the new shinepro? Mentioning the unmentionable!
Hope the mods are blind to the mention. Originally Posted by Spit It Out

Sir please put sum respect on my name. Shinepro has made it clear he is no longer that artist, but now prefers to be called Shine Da Great! Treyway! Toodlez...

Sir please put sum respect on my name. Shinepro has made it clear he is no longer that artist, but now prefers to be called Shine Da Great! Treyway! Toodlez... Originally Posted by shinepro

i was going to suggest you shorten it to just "The Artist." but then i realized that that's not funny anymore. But Shine Da Great is kinda a mouthful. N.M. had something like that tho. wait, where is she, and i wonder if she's gotten her booty cherry popped yet. new goal in life springs into head (the big one you pervert). speaking of epic booty cherries long overdue for a good popping tho..

oops, back on topic. oh wait, i'm already back on topic, i think. OP, what was the topic again? 1 more time, with feeling please..

I keep reading her post like is spoken word. Not sure if that's how she ment it to be but works.

I keep reading her post like is spoken word. Not sure if that's how she ment it to be but works. Originally Posted by Trey

By jove I think he's got it!!





As fine as she is she can write anything...But I prefer "Pornhub".

I keep reading her post like is spoken word. Not sure if that's how she ment it to be but works. Originally Posted by Trey

i read it out loud-except i didn't read the deleted excerpts for that's probably infractious-and it was effin poetry Trey. i vote Skylar ecco poet emeritus preggo-tus of the year. i call dibs on her post-drop first lactating fetish session tho. talk about sum poetry cumming..

i read it out loud-except i didn't read the deleted excerpts-and it was effin poetry Trey. i vote Skylar ecco poet emeritus preggo-tus of the year. i call dibs on her post-drop first lactating fetish session tho.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

He will use a bear spray on her.

He will use a bear spray on her. Originally Posted by deju

why would i do that sir? i couldn't bring myself to use it on a provider in possession of my stolen property and in firing range.

skylar has awesome karma. you should learn from her, and stop using all these fake handles btw. serve your time like a man, and try to learn some decency. go volunteer at a homeless shelter and you will realize all this handle fuckery is "unhelpful" in the larger scheme of things. have you considered just how large the universe is tho. it's big. like, really really big. i saw a map of the universe with one of those "you are here" arrows. i was totally blown away. you know we're just specks of stardust left after supernova explosions, right..

why would i do that sir? i couldn't bring myself to use it on a provider in possession of my stolen property and in firing range.

skylar has awesome karma. you should learn from her, and stop using all these fake handles btw. serve your time like a man, and try to learn some decency. go volunteer at a homeless shelter and you will realize all this handle fuckery is "unhelpful" in the larger scheme of things. have you considered just how large the universe is tho. it's big. like, really really big. i saw a map of the universe with one of those "you are here" arrows. i was totally blown away. you know we're just specks of stardust left after supernova explosions, right.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

he used the bear spray on himself....nutty

he used the bear spray on himself....nutty Originally Posted by deju

no sir. i've had to use it only once, and that event is the next chapter in Crazy Vegas Adventures, "Taylor's Mayhem." i cleared out an entire apartment complex with a single canister. as 4 cop cars converged on the complex with sirens blaring, i calmly egressed the premises, feeling very much like The Joker. round 1 went to her-can of lysol to the head while i was leaning over petting her pitbull. round 2, 5 min later? ya, not so much. if you're gonna hurt me, you best finish the job..

anyway, back on topic. poetry, i think it was..

no sir. i've had to use it only once, and that event is the next chapter in Crazy Vegas Adventures, "Taylor's Mayhem." i cleared out an entire apartment complex with a single canister. as 4 cop cars converged on the complex with sirens blaring, i calmly egressed the premises, feeling very much like The Joker. round 1 went to her-can of lysol to the head while i was leaning over petting her pitbull. round 2, 5 min later? ya, not so much. if you're gonna hurt me, you best finish the job..

anyway, back on topic. poetry, i think it was.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

fake ass story, yeah some kind of poetry

i cleared out an entire apartment complex with a single canister.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

A dude did that in Treasures one night back in the late 90's to run out on his tab, parking lot was swarming with strippers. Only con was that they were crying & puking.