Tiny and winnie . . . sittin' in a tree. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500This is just wrong, on so many levels. To review, this is how the song goes:
(Girl's name) and (boy's name) sitting in the tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g! (spell it out)
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby* in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!
Firstly, neither Winn Dixie nor I is capable of conceiving.
Secondly, both Winn Dixie and I are 100% heterosexual, although TS Winn Dixie may like wearing a teddy from time to time when relaxing around the house.
Thirdly, you should have written "Tiny and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez; Winn Dixie and Nancy Pelosi, sitting in a tree." It's very important to use the semi colon, which signifies that Winn Dixie and I shall NEVER cross swords.
Fourthly, Nancy Pelosi cannot conceive either. The only person in this story who's going to pop out a baby is my honey, Alexandria.
Fifthly our child will not hula. Rather given Alexandria's Puerto Rican heritage, our kiddo will salsa.
Sixthly, in a lame attempt to stay on topic, Nikki Haley was on a CNN townhall this evening. I found her message about her time growing up as a little brown girl in South Carolina inspiring. And her ambition to unite Republicans, Independents, and Democrats who aren't Biden fans uplifting. Her neoconservative instincts came out, but as Winn Dixie says, she's not a war monger.