Outoftheblue - both of my sisters have tramp stamps, as do I.. Hey, that's not what it was called when I got one, but who knew I could predict my future!
Both of my sisters have babies.
Both of them had epidurals.
For what it's worth.. You are leaving an online trail of your escort hobbying... Most would say that's not a smart idea.. But, hey.. Who is anyone to tell you what to do with your life?