Relatives Providing

My close relatives found out I was a Hobbyist. It was akward at first but hasn't been brought up in a long while.
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If any of my relatives were providers I'd tell em to charge more.
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Call me sick, but I've got some really hot cousins I'd schedule an appointment with! Originally Posted by surcher

Not my cousins. I am shuddering at the thought. But I am open to boinking Surcher's hot cousins.
I seldom go to strip clubs, but one evening a friend and myself decided to grab a couple of quick beers at one in Beaumont. After about 5 minutes, his niece walked directly by our table and we shared an uncomfortable greeting. He assured her he wouldn't blow her cover, and we left before it was her turn to dance.
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In my youth ... I went to a Strip Club in Waco ... my ATF stripper came by the table... said she couldn't stay ... she had "family" there... then she went and sat with her mother , her sister and her brother...

Went to a Strip Club in Odessa ... no girls on stage... asked the bartender what the deal was... he said , new owners threatened random drug testing ... no one showed up... but not to worry... he had called his daughter and she was on her way in to dance...
damn....thats a bit close to home....but at least its not ur brotha.

I would not bring it up unless i was caught to. Definitely would not judge....Not my place to say anything.....if i wasnt hobbying....i would not know either.



I found out my sister was providing. It was a pleasant surprise. We have grown even closer being able to have girl talk about our illicit lifestlyle. Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
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schedule an apt....jk Originally Posted by simpleton
if she is within my price limit - no HDH here

Actually, a few years after graduation a friend from school moved into the apartment over mine. We did not run into each other for several weeks but I noticed the new girl upstairs was getting a lot of action. One day when she was coming down the stairs I was coming out of my apartment. When we saw each other there was instant recognition of the situation. She said I did not know you lived here. I was in a relationship at the time otherwise it might have been interesting.
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They are way too corny and sheltered. Originally Posted by IceCreamMan
I'm sure that's what people think about me. You never really know about people, especially when it comes to sex.
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I was at a SC in Wichita, KS where mother and daughter danced during the same shift. After getting some limited play from the daughter, she told me her mom was more into that and had her come over. The daughter left and the mother played.

It was fine until the mom was telling me how sexy the daughter was when she danced. Never played with them together, don't know if they would or not...
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SOPHIA you and your sister...BUCKET LIST! Originally Posted by DarthMaul
We don't do doubles. I'm sorry but you'll have to leave that box unchecked.
Gosh. if any of my family ever found out about me...I would be absolutely mortified. I'd probably deny it no matter how sure they were it was me!
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Gosh. if any of my family ever found out about me...I would be absolutely mortified. I'd probably deny it no matter how sure they were it was me! Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
Years ago there was a popular bumper sticker in Houston... "Please don't tell my momma I work in the the oil patch ... she still thinks I'm a piano player in a Whore House" ... everyone has different values...
Call me sick, but I've got some really hot cousins I'd schedule an appointment with! Originally Posted by surcher
Call me sick, but I have a couple of ugly cousins I wouldn't mind banging.