Help! My cock needs deep therapy!

Do it now while ur ding a ling still works. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

I'm sure you've kissed a cockortoo also. Originally Posted by rockerrick
this is funny lol
Just stay out of the gulf.... Originally Posted by kinkyorca
& away from blue bell
pyramider's Avatar
Just go the Jenner route ... problem solved.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
I think we ladies are the support group.

Gents, take that however you wish to interpret it.

Fancy's 12-Step Lip-Service Program for Hobbyists


Step 1: Kiss her lips.
Steps 2-9: Kiss her other set of lips.
Step 10: Let her polish your shillelagh with her lips.
Step 11: Screw like chihuahuas, or leprechauns, your choice, with lips panting and/or dirty talking.
Step 12: Leave the envelope on the nightstand, whistling a happy tune through your lips as you leave.
Do it now while ur ding a ling
still works.[/QUOTE]

pyramider's Avatar
I think we ladies are the support group.

Gents, take that however you wish to interpret it.

Fancy's 12-Step Lip-Service Program for Hobbyists


Step 1: Kiss her lips.
Steps 2-9: Kiss her other set of lips.
Step 10: Let her polish your shillelagh with her lips.
Step 11: Screw like chihuahuas, or leprechauns, your choice, with lips panting and/or dirty talking.
Step 12: Leave the envelope on the nightstand, whistling a happy tune through your lips as you leave.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Sounds like a lot of work, good thing we don't have to shower ... ijs.
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
^^^ Baby wipes only required for the 1.3 inches of dangling death, lol?



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^^^ Baby wipes only required for the 1.3 inches of dangling death, lol?



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& shitty bootays
kinkyorca's Avatar
& shitty bootays Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
"Here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.....!"
"Here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.....!" Originally Posted by kinkyorca
exactly lol
I think he is a sex addict, anyone else have this issue? All day I dream about sex, want to fuck anything with a pulse. Originally Posted by cuntwhisperer
I always thought being constantly horny was just part of being a guy. For years I went the civi route, dating a girl until she would finally give up the pussy, only to find out later she was BSC. This hobby is a convenient way to deal with the intimacy side of things. But there are times when I miss the dating. Someone to go out to dinner with and the likes. Maybe I need GF on the side? Nothing serous, just an activity partner, sex always complicates a relationship.
good thing we don't have to shower. Originally Posted by pyramider
You dont????
Fancyinheels's Avatar
You dont???? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

He just streaks through the car wash with a post-it note over the 1.3 inches of dangling death.
pyramider's Avatar
You dont???? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Sounds high maintenance ...

He just streaks through the car wash with a post-it note over the 1.3 inches of dangling death. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I really should RTM this, Fancy and the Irish Chihuahua mafia have been stalking me ...