Watch Out for MotorCycles - Fuck That!!

rooster's Avatar
I rode for years. And was a total asshole much of that time. Had to quit, for lots of reasons. Probably saved my life.

Here's the thing....the horsepower to weight ratio is obscene. Ya twist yer wrist and yer goin 120 mph. Ya can't resist. Not when you are young and fulla testosterone anyway.

But these days...Well, I was a really good physics student in colledge. I get it. And no one can fucking see you. Riding a bike is a game for losers and deniers. You are living on borrowed time. Get out while you can.

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offshoredrilling's Avatar
I rode for years. And was a total asshole much of that time. Had to quit, for lots of reasons. Probably saved my life.

Here's the thing....the horsepower to weight ratio is obscene. Ya twist yer wrist and yer goin 120 mph. Ya can't resist. Not when you are young and fulla testosterone anyway.

But these days...Well, I was a really good physics student in colledge. I get it. And no one can fucking see you. Riding a bike is a game for losers and deniers. You are living on borrowed time. Get out while you can.

. Originally Posted by rooster
just when riding ???? mmmmm
rooster's Avatar
just when riding ???? mmmmm Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Well...and here, of course. Goes without sayin...

Maybe durin an appointment or three also...if I had sumthin to drinck...

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I rode for years. And was a total asshole much of that time. Had to quit, for lots of reasons. Probably saved my life.

Here's the thing....the horsepower to weight ratio is obscene. Ya twist yer wrist and yer goin 120 mph. Ya can't resist. Not when you are young and fulla testosterone anyway.

But these days...Well, I was a really good physics student in colledge. I get it. And no one can fucking see you. Riding a bike is a game for losers and deniers. You are living on borrowed time. Get out while you can.

. Originally Posted by rooster
How many people you know died working at a job they hated? I still ride and would rather die doing something I love. There is an experation date on every one of us
winn dixie's Avatar
How many people you know died working at a job they hated? I still ride and would rather die doing something I love. There is an experation date on every one of us Originally Posted by TimBlake
Yes. But why speed it up by riding moto scooters? Ain't worth it.
Yes. But why speed it up by riding moto scooters? Ain't worth it. Originally Posted by winn dixie
I have well over 100,000 miles on 2 wheels and have seen some awesome sights that most will never see from inside their climate controlled cages
JONBALLS's Avatar
pretty sure my demise will be a date with bambi
JONBALLS's Avatar
offed a squirrel today,

sorry little buddy there was a dump truck hurling in the other lane and

wasnt doing anything but going straight so

bet he/she wished watched out for motorcycles

look twice up there in

the great oak tree in the sky little buddy

and ill be joining you when your friend bambi

returns the fav one of these nights
rooster's Avatar
Bambi encounters will never end well.

I ran over a dog with a bike a long time ago. I knew the people that owned it and the dog was a crazy, aggressive little mutt that never shoulda been let out of the house.

His problem was that he WAS watching out for motorcycles, lookin to cause some shit.

He came out of nowhere and all I could do was hold the wheel straight and ride it out. I still feel bad about it. But it was pure instinct, and the only other alternative would have been to go down...and the dog probably still woulda bought it.

(and....NO...the dog's name wuz not Cricket)

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I generally try to avoid some of the topics in the different sections of the board mainly the political discussions. I don't have a motorcycle but I do ride a bicycle for exercise. I have rheumatoid arthritis and bike riding is the only exercise that i enjoy that doesn't aggravate my joints. My 2 cents for the topic is I just love it when some asshole comes up from behind me and then makes a sudden right turn into a parking lot and thinks that I am in the wrong. I have been dumped off my bike while sitting at a stop sign and this guy cuts the corner short and clips my front wheel. He got tickets for that one.
JONBALLS's Avatar
never met more of a self entitled group of a holes as bicycle rider

no not all but vast majority basically your progressive lib that

when they arent trying to make a statement by getting abnoxiously under foot in the fast lane or trying to race you to show how fasterthey are than your co2 belching vehicle ... eith their even dumber electric car

it would go along way if preachy bicycle riders just started actually making an attempt to stay put for a stop sign or red light intersection not always but maybe just a couple times for appearance sake...






yes motorcycles are annoying but can at least do the fing SPEED LIMIT and keep with the FLOW of TRAFFIC its not even close

your worse than coming apon a FARMER driving his dam tractor down the middle of the road at 8 mph

or an amish a hole going 15 in a horse and buggy

or the yellow school bus that has to stop every 20' that

the mentally ill vice president loves so much
JONBALLS's Avatar
NOONE on this EARTH ever enjoyed any experience with a school bus
never met more of a self entitled group of a holes as bicycle rider

no not all but vast majority basically your progressive lib that

when they arent trying to make a statement by getting abnoxiously under foot in the fast lane or trying to race you to show how fasterthey are than your co2 belching vehicle ... eith their even dumber electric car

it would go along way if preachy bicycle riders just started actually making an attempt to stay put for a stop sign or red light intersection not always but maybe just a couple times for appearance sake...






yes motorcycles are annoying but can at least do the fing SPEED LIMIT and keep with the FLOW of TRAFFIC its not even close

your worse than coming apon a FARMER driving his dam tractor down the middle of the road at 8 mph

or an amish a hole going 15 in a horse and buggy

or the yellow school bus that has to stop every 20' that

the mentally ill vice president loves so much Originally Posted by JONBALLS
I totally agree with you on the entitled bike crowd with all of their fancy bikes and gear but that isn't me. I wait at the stop lights and stop signs, ride on the correct side with the flow of traffic. I really enjoy getting screamed at by the ass who told me to get the f___ off the road and that I need to watch out for cars since I was in front of him where I had the right to be and he almost hit me. There are good and bad on both sides.