- Guest070316-1
- 04-27-2014, 09:00 PM
- justjackie
- 04-27-2014, 09:40 PM
well I guess I am the only computer illiterate here and can not post a video.
It was Beyonce,,, super sexy
It was Beyonce,,, super sexy
- Slave Guinevere
- 04-27-2014, 09:52 PM
So…
I am sure that I am not the ONLY ESCORT/HOBBYIST who has had a FUNNY MOMENT when they were hobbying… ONE of my FUNNIEST MOMENTS was when one of my HOUSTON MEN accidentally DROPPED HIS TEXAS A & M SHIRT & HAT onto one of the little TEA LIGHT CANDLES that I had SCATTERED about the room…
After I had escorted my gentleman friend to the bathroom… so that he could freshen up with a shower… I came back into a room with FLAMES and this was the RESULT:
I screamed "OH SHIT!!" as I quickly ran over to the desk and put out the FIRE!! As he walked out of the restroom… and took a quick survey at what had just happened he said "Now, Honey… THAT IS TAKING OUR LONGHORN / AGGIE RIVALRY to an ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL!!" Lol
I swear… we could not STOP LAUGHING!! Of course, then I had to GET DRESSED and go down to the GIFT SHOP to buy him a SHIRT to leave in… To make the situation EVEN FUNNIER… the only SHIRT IN HIS SIZE was a LONGHORN T-SHIRT!! HOOK'EM HORNS!!!
Your bonfire loving slave,
Guinevere
I am sure that I am not the ONLY ESCORT/HOBBYIST who has had a FUNNY MOMENT when they were hobbying… ONE of my FUNNIEST MOMENTS was when one of my HOUSTON MEN accidentally DROPPED HIS TEXAS A & M SHIRT & HAT onto one of the little TEA LIGHT CANDLES that I had SCATTERED about the room…
After I had escorted my gentleman friend to the bathroom… so that he could freshen up with a shower… I came back into a room with FLAMES and this was the RESULT:
I screamed "OH SHIT!!" as I quickly ran over to the desk and put out the FIRE!! As he walked out of the restroom… and took a quick survey at what had just happened he said "Now, Honey… THAT IS TAKING OUR LONGHORN / AGGIE RIVALRY to an ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL!!" Lol
I swear… we could not STOP LAUGHING!! Of course, then I had to GET DRESSED and go down to the GIFT SHOP to buy him a SHIRT to leave in… To make the situation EVEN FUNNIER… the only SHIRT IN HIS SIZE was a LONGHORN T-SHIRT!! HOOK'EM HORNS!!!
SO, TO ALL MY AGGIE MEN…
YOU SET ME ON FIRE!!!
YOU SET ME ON FIRE!!!
Your bonfire loving slave,
Guinevere
- Slave Guinevere
- 04-27-2014, 10:23 PM
A TRIBUTE…
To ALL of the LADIES…
That take GFE to an ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL!!
To ALL of the LADIES…
That take GFE to an ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL!!
Your gfe loving slave,
Guinevere
- Slave Guinevere
- 04-28-2014, 06:27 AM
Ladies & Gentleman…
I would like to NOMINATE APRIL 28TH as HUG YOUR FAVORITE PIMP DAY!! LOL… One of the funniest MOMENTS during my UNFORTUNATE BANNING was finding out that STILL LOOKING, NETX9, A10BOMB, LOUIGI & ROCKER RICK were all being accused of being my PIMPS!!
My Reply "Hmmm…. I think I NEED A BIGGER SHOE ALLOWANCE!!"LOL… Seriously, PIMPING AIN'T EASY!!
SO EVERYONE…HUG YOUR FAVORITE PIMP!!
SLAVE GUINEVERE'S PIMPS*R*US:
STILL LOOKING: SLAVE G'S MARKETING & MOTIVATIONAL TROLL DOLL PIMP (FASHION COORDINATOR & BEER CONNOISSEUR… SLAVE G I NEED YOU TO GO BUY A BEER TSHIRT!! STAT!! MOVE IT!!! MOVE IT!! MOVE IT!!!
NETX9: SLAVE G'S FITNESS COACH ( WORK THAT ASS PIMP!! SACRIFICE SLAVE SACRIFICE!!
A10bomb: SLAVE G'S DIETICIAN ( LOSE 5LBS & I WILL BUY YOU SKITTLES!!)
LOUIGI: SLAVE G'S GEOGRAPHICAL PIMP ( FINDING THE BEST STREET CORNER IS NOT EASY!! LOCATION!!! LOCATION!!! LOCATION!!!)
ROCKER RICK: SLAVE G'S GRAPHIC & SPEECH COACH ( WATERMARKING PHOTOS & TEACHING SLAVE G THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO SAY F***TARD!!)
BOYS…. CAN I GET A GROUP HUG?
Your pimp loving slave,
Guinevere
I would like to NOMINATE APRIL 28TH as HUG YOUR FAVORITE PIMP DAY!! LOL… One of the funniest MOMENTS during my UNFORTUNATE BANNING was finding out that STILL LOOKING, NETX9, A10BOMB, LOUIGI & ROCKER RICK were all being accused of being my PIMPS!!
My Reply "Hmmm…. I think I NEED A BIGGER SHOE ALLOWANCE!!"LOL… Seriously, PIMPING AIN'T EASY!!
SO EVERYONE…HUG YOUR FAVORITE PIMP!!
SLAVE GUINEVERE'S PIMPS*R*US:
STILL LOOKING: SLAVE G'S MARKETING & MOTIVATIONAL TROLL DOLL PIMP (FASHION COORDINATOR & BEER CONNOISSEUR… SLAVE G I NEED YOU TO GO BUY A BEER TSHIRT!! STAT!! MOVE IT!!! MOVE IT!! MOVE IT!!!
NETX9: SLAVE G'S FITNESS COACH ( WORK THAT ASS PIMP!! SACRIFICE SLAVE SACRIFICE!!
A10bomb: SLAVE G'S DIETICIAN ( LOSE 5LBS & I WILL BUY YOU SKITTLES!!)
LOUIGI: SLAVE G'S GEOGRAPHICAL PIMP ( FINDING THE BEST STREET CORNER IS NOT EASY!! LOCATION!!! LOCATION!!! LOCATION!!!)
ROCKER RICK: SLAVE G'S GRAPHIC & SPEECH COACH ( WATERMARKING PHOTOS & TEACHING SLAVE G THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO SAY F***TARD!!)
BOYS…. CAN I GET A GROUP HUG?
Your pimp loving slave,
Guinevere
- Still Looking
- 04-28-2014, 06:51 AM
NSNC.....
- Still Looking
- 04-28-2014, 06:59 AM
No Regrets... 222 Reviews & 22,222 posts 
- Netx9
- 04-28-2014, 07:55 AM
No it ain't!
- a10bomb
- 04-28-2014, 08:53 AM
Skittle pimp reporting for duty
Hey Louigi I just got the car back from the shop but if you need to scout street corners here you go:
Hey Louigi I just got the car back from the shop but if you need to scout street corners here you go:
- a10bomb
- 04-28-2014, 09:25 AM
Oh and I also provide cakes for special occasions
- Guest032716
- 04-28-2014, 01:34 PM
SG - you should know, I never wear yellow! If I'm pimping it would be red, sometimes pink!
- a10bomb
- 04-29-2014, 08:22 PM
Here we need a sexy song for to get us through the rest of the week
- Guest070316-1
- 04-30-2014, 05:02 PM
Love me some caddyshack!
- Browneagle
- 05-01-2014, 04:31 PM
Welcome back. When I read your post and thought about you, this particular video was the first one that that came to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-aVrTpC2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-aVrTpC2s
- Netx9
- 05-01-2014, 05:45 PM
Welcome back. When I read your post and thought about you, this particular video was the first one that that came to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-aVrTpC2s Originally Posted by Browneagle