What excuses do you use to get out of the house?

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boardman's Avatar
"Off to work",

I only hobby during the day.
I own my own business so I can leave whenever.
notanewbie's Avatar
Since I live alone, I just say to myself, "You need to go out and look for some pussy".

LS Originally Posted by LittleSpike
TFF
sofiaofhouston's Avatar
OH that's funny Originally Posted by carkido45

They even mention your car type...look it up.....
sofiaofhouston's Avatar
God told me to join the Ministry and dedicate the rest of my life to ministering to the needs of ladies of the night.

Originally Posted by Raphael
Did Joel Osteen advise you to do this as well.? LOL
no, but he probably made him feel good about doing it
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