In the "walk in" cooler while "on the clock"

Back seat of a car behind a freaking credit union.

Ditto the graveyard....and with the preacher's daughter!!

The elevator of the revolving Tower Restaurant in Dallas in the lat 80s in the middle of the afternoon..... The gal I was with paid off the operator to "stop" the elevator 2/3rd of the way to the top to fulfill a fantasy....... A Phenomenol 90 seconds out of my life.... Followed by a Round of drinks "comped" because our getting "stuck" in the elevator due to a malfunction!

Got head a few times in the DJ Booth of a large nightclub I used to manage wile the dance floor was full.......

Threads like these remind me that I have held such a "sheltered" life .... Originally Posted by ezman

DITTO!

I have got to go find some weird places to get freaky now.

Does having sex with yourself count? Ive wacked off in some pretty strange places

DITTO!

I have got to go find some weird places to get freaky now.

Does having sex with yourself count? Ive wacked off in some pretty strange places Originally Posted by atxbrad

That's funny.

Brad you are just TFF sometimes!

I soo forgot sexiest...
An outcall to a very large arena in Fl...it was closed and the the entire VIP bar(which shall remain nameless) lit up with candles .Very old english decor ,big comfy leather couches,huge smoking chairs..it was storming(well its Florida,its always storming)
and the place is so big and was so empty that the storm echoed so loud..I think the louder it got,the louder I got...

I soo forgot sexiest...
An outcall to a very large arena in Fl...it was closed and the the entire VIP bar(which shall remain nameless) lit up with candles .Very old english decor ,big comfy leather couches,huge smoking chairs..it was storming(well its Florida,its always storming)
and the place is so big and was so empty that the storm echoed so loud..I think the louder it got,the louder I got... Originally Posted by Hottassamelia

That's hot.

Weirdest: During Christmas holidays, front seat of the car in the middle of the afternoon in a busy shopping mall parking lot...car covered in 3 inches of show...could hear people coming and going outside but they couldn't see in.

Sexiest: On a trip to Puerta Vallarta, GF brought along a leather outfit and handcuffs. She had me cuff her to the curtain rod of our 8th floor window overlooking pool and ocean. She told me about each person watching as I pounded her from behind. I sure miss her.

ssm

I have got to go find some weird places to get freaky now. Originally Posted by atxbrad

Brad, I don't know if this counts as "bizarre" or sexiest," but one of the hottest times I have ever had in the hobby was in the bathroom of your house, with an incredibly beautiful, very aroused Adorable sitting on the commode, doing me dirty, with a roomful of people just outside the door.

Monk

An Ex and I on the hood of the mustang I had back then on the shoulder of highway 29 in broad daylight.

A nurse from my Podiatrist office, in the office after midnight. She looked up my phone number from the office records and requested a personal “examination” with her ASAP!!! Of course, I had several examinations at the office afterwards. Turns out as a child she was the featured “face” on the Campbell’s Soup Cans. You can only imagine how damm good looking she was. Damm that was a summer of sex I did not know existed, I was 18, she was 28 and “used” me like her personal toy!! UMM UMM GOOD !!

Some hot "wall sex" in a packed goth club in Miami right off the dance floor.

And a few goth club ladies room encounters. A friend and I found that the ladies room is a great place to hang out and pick up girls. They walk in... are surprised guys are hanging out in there... chat for a while... say they have to pee... you ask them if you can watch... if they bring you in the stall it's pretty safe to assume you are getting some action. ;-)

In a car going down a busy free-way at rush hour.

In a swingers club, getting head in front of 100+ people (that was fun!)

In a group of roughly 20 people just plain fucking ....

Mile-high sex, hotel balcony sex, ocean sex, closet sex, mat sex...

I like beds, I do. Plane sex was just checking it off the bucket list, you know? And I do not recommend ocean sex. Closet sex is cramped and uncomfortable.

Mat sex with a hot Brazilian jujitsu brown belt chick who's dithering about whether to tap you, choke you out, or fuck you, though, wow; maximum fun. Guard or missionary? North/south or 69? Rear mount or doggie? Mount or cowgirl? Yes!

Same girl had a pretty foolproof method for tapping a guy in her guard; she'd put his hand on her breast and he'd freeze - well, keep his hand there, anyway - long enough for her to spin to armbar or pull to triangle.

No, not that triangle. ;-)