Um, isn't he Syrian? Sybian, David, with a B. Lol.
Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Weeeeelllllllll, dogies! Ah ain't bin this 'mbarrassed since Ah went inta this h'yar bar by the Capitol long 'bout 35 years ago an' Ah saw this hottie. Ah told tha barkeeep ta send 'er over a drink on meh. He told meh, "Lissen, buckaroo, Ah wouldn't do thet. She's a Lesbian." Well, Ah got ma dander up an' Ah said ta 'im, "Lookie, h'yar now. Ah said ta send tha l'il lady a drink on ma tab and yer a-gonna do it." So, tha galoot takes 'er tha drink an' Ah walk over ta her an' Ah said, "Well, whut part o' Lesbia y'all from, hunny bunny? Ah done bin ta Tripoli. We might know sum o' tha same folks." Long story short, once Ah got 'er calmed down from 'er conniption fit an' Ah slipped a Mickey inta 'er drink, Ah banged 'er in tha alley behind tha dumpster. Ain't nobody gots nuthin' on ya when yer workin' for tha CIA, muthafuckas!