~How to be a Ho~

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Toyz, Da Hos Saffior ...
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This is Too Fucking Funny!!
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Toys, you crack me up!!! That was some tight shit!!
So I return to the US and find that Toyz has now opened a college and is TRAINING these hoes?!? How very benevolent of you, sir!
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  • Toyz
  • 11-14-2015, 07:41 AM
This one needs to be revisited for our newest members, bandles, fandles & moodles.
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Damn Flavor Flav got a sex change and gained some weight! LOL
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  • Toyz
  • 11-14-2015, 07:55 AM
So I return to the US and find that Toyz has now opened a college and is TRAINING these hoes?!? How very benevolent of you, sir! Originally Posted by kfort12
Welcum back from your journeys K!

I trust the foreign Hoogars did their part?

I am taking some down time in the middle of Red Cedar season to visit my favorite Mexican coastal resort & invite some beautiful Latinas to my seaside Casa for some R&R&R (Rest, Relaxation & Rolling). A dear friend on the board has some recommendations for me I intend to partake of.

But...back to business.

Yes! I am having classroom studies as well as ToyzINdustreez Home Masturbation Study Course!

  • For the entry level price of $37.50 you get...
  1. One (slightly crusty) vintage copy of PLAYBOY
  2. A damp sock
  3. A note from the teacher (or boss) to stay at home today
  4. A tube of budros butt cream to keep the calluses soft and the scabs under control.

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