Can I request TSA touch my junk?

You guys are TFF! So I guess if you wanna get your junk felt up in the airport get a prince albert!

The title of this thread was enough alone to set me to laughing....

Looks like I'm driving everywhere stateside from now on.

Make sure you wear baggy clothes or a skirt. That seems to trip the extra screening.

BTW REB, that means the former and not the later for you.

Seriously, a point to ponder is that all authoritarian regimes try to control and limit: communication, movement, and weapons...

This young lady has my vote for best "protest" thus far:

http://http://vimeo.com/feminisnt

I think you can request it but if you have a reaction to it and "rise to the occasion" they will arrest you for sexual harassment in their work place......

Come on REB... You don't REALLY want those guys handling your junk do you?

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Come on REB... You don't REALLY want those guys handling your junk do you? Originally Posted by Whispers

I prefer it be a woman, and she can be ugly too,

Just wish I was talented enough to give one of the screeners a timely handful o' happiness with a nice coincidental, satisfied smile

Great, does this mean I have to start wearing panties when I travel now?

wow! when did the like button get here!!

Great, does this mean I have to start wearing panties when I travel now? Originally Posted by Stacey

That takes the fun out of it..im going pantyless and in a skirt

I think you can request it but if you have a reaction to it and "rise to the occasion" they will arrest you for sexual harassment in their work place......

I doubt it...I bet he'll get a standing ovation!