Do women have Clit Envy?

I think ladies are more concerned with, and compare Breasts, tummy flatness,stretch marks, and butt size and shape. Clit size is most likely a worry of some men. Originally Posted by dtymh55

But a secure woman doesn't. Clit envy? NOPE, not I.


I've found out that no matter what size or how old you are there is a shit load of men that will find you hot as hell. So why worry about anyone else?

Im feeling poetic today. Lol

Oh clitoris oh clitoris
How do I love thee
You give me so much pleasure
Yet you're no bigger than a pea.

I've been rubbing you for years
And you never wear out
Your talents are fierce.
You have major BCD clout.

Some clits may be bigger.
Some clits may be smaller.
But when you hit that trigger
All the neighbors hear me hollar.

Oh clitoris oh clitoris
You are such a mystery
You turn me into a hott mess
Unable to stand on two knees.

Flick it.
Nibble it.
Suck it.
Bite it.
Your clit is the light.
Don't try to fight.
Just get past the tickling into endless delight.

So for all the ladies who are jealous of clits.
Lay down. Relax.
You have a button to click.

Nice!

NO. Not all all. Doesn't that shit get in the way or become abraised? Not knocking big clit ladies....I just don't want one personally.

what this thread needs is a good post about taint.....wait for it.

Im feeling poetic today. Lol

Oh clitoris oh clitoris
How do I love thee
You give me so much pleasure
Yet you're no bigger than a pea.

I've been rubbing you for years
And you never wear out
Your talents are fierce.
You have major BCD clout.

Some clits may be bigger.
Some clits may be smaller.
But when you hit that trigger
All the neighbors hear me hollar.

Oh clitoris oh clitoris
You are such a mystery
You turn me into a hott mess
Unable to stand on two knees.

Flick it.
Nibble it.
Suck it.
Bite it.
Your clit is the light.
Don't try to fight.
Just get past the tickling into endless delight.

So for all the ladies who are jealous of clits.
Lay down. Relax.
You have a button to click. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I MUST admit....that's a good one nurse!!!!!

Nice! Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

I MUST admit....that's a good one nurse!!!!! Originally Posted by verygood69

Thank you. The inspiration was nice too. I love rubbing one out first thing in the morning.

Edit: My bad dude, you get the question....

To the OP, I'm sure the ladies are going to line up to say that they want a clit the size of a small dick.... Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Leave my 1.3" of dangling death out of this.

I say let Boyslut and Mya Michelle meet up together so they can make more thought provoking threads.....You clowns are funny. You guys should marry each other. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I think you and Tara/Horseface are already married...You two dumbasses should really try remembering your post history, here's a couple of examples from Shep's Scumbag Lolabrea thread...Thanks for playing and stalking my posts.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=838478&page=4

Let's review posts 53, 63, 67, 69, 70, 71

And this is the best one, where Lucious McCain loses his balls on Post 76...(btw Lucious, it's how Horseface sucks dudes into her WK Club...Accuses them of stalking her till she flips 'em with PM's...most Dude's don't fall for her trick, I guess you didn't get the memo).


Lucious, I get it if you don't get me, absolutely no big deal to me. Like I've said once before here, "Try hitting the ignore button, it's the one right between FUCK OFF and SUCK MY FAT DICK"... I really don't get why some dudes come on here and have never started a thread, never have written a review, but want to throw out insult after insult to people... But maybe you can answer that since all those things are your history on this board... A lot of your posts are interesting and good points, but man, try to have some fun here and tell Horseface you want your BALLS BACK !!

Double post

You are a funny guy. You clown on somebody for their lack of reviews while you review history is a mere click away. 7 out of 851 posts. But holy shit those 7 were top shelf chicks.

Oh, and nobody is going to think that there is the slightest thing clever about a reply that it takes you two days to think of. Although I will give you props for using your mother's name as your eccie handle.

Damn Slut, why such an emotional outburst? You really hurt my feelings with all of the name calling. Good to know that you took the time to go look at my posts from 6 weeks ago to make me cry. That shit really hit to the core.

I'm devastated and completely busted about being one of Tara's WK. I just hope nobody looks at my last 40 posts to notice how I post pictures of her nonstop and will attack any man who dares to even remotely try to disrespect the love of my life, whom I have never met.....You got me.

Seriously though, chill out dude. It's not that serious. Go start another thought provoking thread such as this one and you'll feel better.

Sincerely,

Your friend, Lucious McCain

And slut, not cool to call her horseface or whatever. What do you look like? A male model?

Fuck!!! I realize that I am now one of Tara's WKs. I've finally seen the light! I've been tricked by her PM's and I fell into her trap. I just wish I got the memo before I was duped.

Lucious out!!

Check your PMs