Monday morning Metaphors with the ManSlut

Never did Cracker Jacks for prizes- too cheap and not memorable; but for the taste of the crunch - until I got cavities in my teeth. Mom put a bounty on CJs. Now my memory for the real prize was my Lone Ranger's badge and dang, can I remember what cereal that i ate to earn that? Anyone???

Never did Cracker Jacks for prizes- too cheap and not memorable; but for the taste of the crunch - until I got cavities in my teeth. Mom put a bounty on CJs. Now my memory for the real prize was my Lone Ranger's badge and dang, can I remember what cereal that i ate to earn that? Anyone??? Originally Posted by doug_dfw

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this?

moved from Coed section

So................what you're trying to say is, I should expect to get some bad pussy once in a while with all the good pussy that I do get?

Although I can't say I've ever gotten any bad pussy, some is just better than others!

Thanks ManSlut, I'm getting some pussy tonight, and I know for sure it's gonna be great! Originally Posted by hd

I am guessing that you never met my 1st ex.

Torito

as the French would say.. I'll have a Coke Float tout de suite! Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Pacience grasshopper.

Cracker Jacks used to be in a box but a few years ago they changed to flexible packaging like potato chips for economical reasons. I was in the factory where they manufacture and package CJ a few years ago and one of the guys with me was saying how his wife loved CJ but always complained there wasn't as many peanuts as before. That's true as the cost of nuts has skyrocketed. So we went over and custom made him a couple of bags with about 50% peanuts for his wife. I always wondered if he got lucky because of those bags.

I always wondered if he got lucky because of those bags. Originally Posted by Brass Balls

I bet she played with his nuts, at least!

cool story..

moved from Coed section Originally Posted by NYr

Seriously dude, you move this awesome metaphor about the hobby thread to the Sandbox and your comment is followed by the most awesomest moderator ever, el Torito, talking about his ex old lady's bad pussy? All the while the Coed is full of an ass kisser provider thread which has turned into a bullshit WK thread for the shittiest provider on record and a thread about a motorcycle accident...Nice work douchebag...Try to read between the lines...We need to have term limits on Mods that do shitty work or have an infraction system for Mod stupidity (which doesn't happen often, but once is too much).

I think next weeks Monday Metaphors with ManSlut may have a Mod slant...(and if you think I am serious about any of my comments, well, you missed on that one, too)

Seriously dude, you move this awesome metaphor about the hobby thread to the Sandbox and your comment is followed by the most awesomest moderator ever, el Torito, talking about his ex old lady's bad pussy? All the while the Coed is full of an ass kisser provider thread which has turned into a bullshit WK thread for the shittiest provider on record and a thread about a motorcycle accident...Nice work douchebag...Try to read between the lines...We need to have term limits on Mods that do shitty work or have an infraction system for Mod stupidity (which doesn't happen often, but once is too much).

I think next weeks Monday Metaphors with ManSlut may have a Mod slant...(and if you think I am serious about any of my comments, well, you missed on that one, too) Originally Posted by ManSlut

Anything more cliché than a self promoting douche whining about where his threAD is moved?

Christ man. Suck it up.

Had you mentioned jacking off in the CJ box ( like a "fleshlight") it probably would have remained in co-ed.

Lol....classic

Had you mentioned jacking off in the CJ box ( like a "fleshlight") it probably would have remained in co-ed. Originally Posted by Prolongus

as the French would say.. I'll have a Coke Float tout de suite! Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Dès que possitble

I remember a cracker named Jack, jive sucka.

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Originally Posted by hd
So................what you're trying to say is, I should expect to get some bad pussy once in a while with all the good pussy that I do get?

Although I can't say I've ever gotten any bad pussy, some is just better than others!

Thanks ManSlut, I'm getting some pussy tonight, and I know for sure it's gonna be great!

Wow you are luckier than me. Or a better researcher. I have had bad pussy- two contribute to this forum regularly, when they can.

I’ve seen her before doug_dfw, so I knew I wouldn't be disappointed, and it was exceptional!



Quote:
Originally Posted by hd
So................what you're trying to say is, I should expect to get some bad pussy once in a while with all the good pussy that I do get?

Although I can't say I've ever gotten any bad pussy, some is just better than others!

Thanks ManSlut, I'm getting some pussy tonight, and I know for sure it's gonna be great!


I am guessing that you never met my 1st ex.

Torito

Torito, she did say she felt her ex was holding her back from expressing herself, and now she feels free to let loose and enjoy herself, but she could have meant she just made bail too?