That would be pedejo woomby's mojado kinfolks your talking about there that are just coming over for his and shammy's wedding and will go right back after the bukakke party. Honest, officer ! Originally Posted by Rey LenguaTu eres el pendejo, pinche puto. Now get your sweet, sweet ass on down to the Blue Oyster Bar and do the swishy walk we all know you love to do. Make sure to take your rainbow thong and rainbow flag. Oh and take those new rainbow knee pads that your boss, Lusty Tard got you. They'll cut down on sore knees.
Tu eres el pendejo, pinche puto. Now get your sweet, sweet ass on down to the Blue Oyster Bar and do the swishy walk we all know you love to do. Make sure to take your rainbow thong and rainbow flag. Oh and take those new rainbow knee pads that your boss, Lusty Tard got you. They'll cut down on sore knees. Originally Posted by WombRaiderSo is that how you got your sore knees and TMJ problems swishy walker ? And it sounds like you are describing YOUR and shammy's uniform that you all wear down at Talleywackers. What ? You can't get assup to cover your "franchising" opportunity at the Blew Oyster bar and they're threatening legal action if you don't provide your " maricon Y mamalon service" for them like you promised ? And here he was gonna be either your bridesmaid or shammy's BEST man at your wedding ! Oh ,The horrors ! Oh, the Humanity ! One less for that bukkake party. Maybe you can still get some more of your mojado kinfolks to "run to the border" ( NO pendejo ! Not Taco Bell ! ) and make up for your loss of numbers at your bukkake party ! Maybe even get one of your tranny cousins to show up to "spice" up the party !! That'll be the closest you've been to a "woman" since your "girlfriend" left you !!!!
All those "gay caballeros Y cularos ought to be more than happy to help ! And we suggested to them that they get you some new "spank" material, so they should be bringing you some fresh pictures of Shrillary, Lieawatha Fauxcahontis Warren, Maxine Watters, MOOCHelle odummer, Nattering Nancy Pugugli and all the other dumbascrap party "beauty queens" that you spank your pathetic microscopic piss organ over !
So is that how you got your sore knees and TMJ problems swishy walker ? And it sounds like you are describing YOUR and shammy's uniform that you all wear down at Talleywackers. What ? You can't get assup to cover your "franchising" opportunity at the Blew Oyster bar and they're threatening legal action if you don't provide your " maricon Y mamalon service" for them like you promised ? And here he was gonna be either your bridesmaid or shammy's BEST man at your wedding ! Oh ,The horrors ! Oh, the Humanity ! One less for that bukkake party. Maybe you can still get some more of your mojado kinfolks to "run to the border" ( NO pendejo ! Not Taco Bell ! ) and make up for your loss of numbers at your bukkake party ! Maybe even get one of your tranny cousins to show up to "spice" up the party !! That'll be the closest you've been to a "woman" since your "girlfriend" left you !!!!300 thread count? No wonder your ass is covered in rashes. 300 is for pobrecito maricons like you. Don't sleep on Nancy, she's got a HUGE set.
We need your address to send your "wedding gift " from the other fellow posters here. We made sure that the sheet set that we bought you matches your current ones and your décor, since we know how touchy you swishy walkers are about color coordination and colors "clashing". And it was the closest that any of us have ever come to a socialist "movement" since we all took turns shitting on those white satin sheets ( 300 thread count, no less woomby ! ) just to make sure that you were "comfortable" with the gift ! So now you and shammy don't have to worry about explaining to Momma /sister why there are "scorch marks / shit stains " on you sheets every time your Momma /sister comes down to the basement to strip your bed to do your laundry for your mouth- breathing swishy walking Greek-loving ass ! ( or should that be a pancho that a mojado had the SHEETS on ! ) Bet your "kinfolks" can bring PLENTY of jalapeno dicks for you to slobber on at your bukkake party , chapete mamalon !
Actually, that one is kinda funny, though I'm not a klansman, of course. Originally Posted by DSKYou're not a baker either.
300 thread count? No wonder your ass is covered in rashes. 300 is for pobrecito maricons like you. Don't sleep on Nancy, she's got a HUGE set.We figured a cheap cum guzzler that sleeps on the ground out by the dumpsters at Talleywackers would like an "upgrade" from the flattened cardboard box and piss and shit stained used carpet that you like to sleep on all the time woomby / undercunt / rust balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker. So I guess Nattering Nancy IS part of your "spank" material after all !!
So is that how you got your sore knees and TMJ problems swishy walker ? And it sounds like you are describing YOUR and shammy's uniform that you all wear down at Talleywackers. What ? You can't get assup to cover your "franchising" opportunity at the Blew Oyster bar and they're threatening legal action if you don't provide your " maricon Y mamalon service" for them like you promised ? And here he was gonna be either your bridesmaid or shammy's BEST man at your wedding ! Oh ,The horrors ! Oh, the Humanity ! One less for that bukkake party. Maybe you can still get some more of your mojado kinfolks to "run to the border" ( NO pendejo ! Not Taco Bell ! ) and make up for your loss of numbers at your bukkake party ! Maybe even get one of your tranny cousins to show up to "spice" up the party !! That'll be the closest you've been to a "woman" since your "girlfriend" left you !!!!
We need your address to send your "wedding gift " from the other fellow posters here. We made sure that the sheet set that we bought you matches your current ones and your décor, since we know how touchy you swishy walkers are about color coordination and colors "clashing". And it was the closest that any of us have ever come to a socialist "movement" since we all took turns shitting on those white satin sheets ( 300 thread count, no less woomby ! ) just to make sure that you were "comfortable" with the gift ! So now you and shammy don't have to worry about explaining to Momma /sister why there are "scorch marks / shit stains " on you sheets every time your Momma /sister comes down to the basement to strip your bed to do your laundry for your mouth- breathing swishy walking Greek-loving ass ! ( or should that be a pancho that a mojado had the SHEETS on ! ) Bet your "kinfolks" can bring PLENTY of jalapeno dicks for you to slobber on at your bukkake party , chapete mamalon !