You know you have a problem when......

When a medical form at work tells me it has to be signed by my provider and I think first of my ATF.

When I get a memo at work saying I'm required to take a BLS class and I think "No fucking way!"
(It's Basic Life Saving)

A common automobile license plate in my area is BNG ###, I always think that's kind of expense for a BJ!

This is an awesome thread!