One for the Ladies - Funniest/Strangest Request

I would like to meet up with Melanie, one time, just out of the curiosity! I wouldn’t be cooking up any crap though! Originally Posted by JonGator

Honestly, I believe she'd probably do it for free, just to amaze herself and to tell everyone on her level what she did. She's a freak!!! Don't think she visits eccie or any other hooker board, but I was taking a chance just to see if she visits here. Believe she can put two and two together. I'll run into her tonight (I know where she works) and show her Jackie's post to see if she is interested. To each their own as they say. I'm definitely one not to judge, unless common courtesy gets kicked to the curb, then I'll bitch loudly. This should be interesting, lol.

She's gonna drive to KC and do that for free?

Just tell him that you want to shit it directly into his mouth as eating fresh raw poop is so hot. Then for an extra 200 he can wash it down with your piss. Normally I'd say I don't believe somebody would ever do that but I've learned people r really messed up and like weird things.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Saw this question in the national forum. Thought it might be a fun topic here in our own little part of the world.

What is/was the strangest request you ever received from a hobbyist?

No names please. I wouldn't want you confirming to the world what a twisted person I am. Originally Posted by Bigh1955

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Bigh: Why does this topic have to be reserved just for the ladies? It's your post, so i will respect your suggestion - until and unless maybe you amend it. OK with you if guys relate some unusual requrests they have received from the ladies? If so, i have some stories to tell! And they won't make anybody hurl either!!!

She's gonna drive to KC and do that for free? Originally Posted by MsElena

No, she wouldn't do it for free if it requires her to do something like driving to KC. If the guy asked her to do it, I believe she'd do it just to say she did it. Basically no upsell for the extra services requested, however twisted it is. If the guy is willing to shell out 5 bills, I believe she would be happy by about 3 or 4 hundred, if you get my drift.

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Originally Posted by MsElena

CAREFUL Elena!! There may be some “SICKO” out there that has a fetish over what to do with that “throw up” in your mouth!!

I'm going to put that "bullying and abusive" part of my personality to use ........if y'all don't shut it with that talk, no M&G for you. (In my best soup nazi voice).

I'm going to put that "bullying and abusive" part of my personality to use ........if y'all don't shut it with that talk, no M&G for you. (In my best soup nazi voice). Originally Posted by MsElena

WOW, I humbly concede to your request! I will take my punishment at a later date!!

hahahahaha

You bringing a white flag when you get your punishment?

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Bigh: Why does this topic have to be reserved just for the ladies? It's your post, so i will respect your suggestion - until and unless maybe you amend it. OK with you if guys relate some unusual requrests they have received from the ladies? If so, i have some stories to tell! And they won't make anybody hurl either!!! Originally Posted by catlore_55

Catlore et. al. - Go for it! Hadn't thought about it that way. Thanks for the thread respect...seems to be a rare thing. LOL

There is a standing offer ...of $500 to any provider that will defecate in a cast iron frying pan while he observes and allow him to cook it (over an open flame or gas stove) and then sit and watch him consume it without showing any signs of distress...
Any ladies interested can contact me via PM for his information as the offer still stands.
Kisses,

- Jackie Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

OMG...You saw this guy??? Tell me you didn't kiss him!!! Please!!!
LMAO LMAO some more

No, she wouldn't do it for free if it requires her to do something like driving to KC. If the guy asked her to do it, I believe she'd do it just to say she did it. Basically no upsell for the extra services requested, however twisted it is. If the guy is willing to shell out 5 bills, I believe she would be happy by about 3 or 4 hundred, if you get my drift. Originally Posted by nashluv69

He travels the Midwest, he's visited ladies in Omaha (they were on his P411 profile list of okays) and throughout the entire region (Chicago, St. Louis, KC, Denver - I don't honestly know where he calls home, just that he is in and around KC a lot). I'm certain that if Melanie was willing, he'd break the speed limit on I-29 to Omaha if he was coming from KC to see her for his "dinner".

You know, the guy is just pretty average in an appointment and unless he shares his particular fetish with you, most everyone would say he is completely "normal" - he mentioned it at the end of the session and I asked if he was the one that everyone always talked about - he confirmed it and that he was, mentioning that he had the standing offer in at Plaza Escorts (now defunct) in KC for many years . . . and then he spoke about it in a matter of fact kind of fashion. It was one of the few times the client chose NOT to kiss (which happens, occasionally), and as I am known to DFK, I was delighted not to have that to deal with that image (emotionally) after he left.

EDIT (I was typing when Bigh posted):

OMG...You saw this guy??? Tell me you didn't kiss him!!! Please!!!
LMAO LMAO some more Originally Posted by Bigh1955

No, I didn't, thankfully - as I detailed above - however, I am sure many probably have (if he allowed it), and I am also sure he's quite hygienic with his proclivity - at least I got that impression. He is a highly educated and intelligent man, he just has a "fetish" (scat). He isn't the only one, he's just the only one I have ever ran across that wants to consume it in such a manner. Many guys have a "scat" fetish, which makes me all the more happier I never do any ass play - it (the thought of it) does nothing for me.

- Jackie

Quote Jackie - "It was one of the few times the client chose NOT to kiss (which happens, occasionally), and as I am known to DFK, I was delighted not to have that to deal with that image (emotionally) after he left.- Jackie

Oh...Thank God!

Nash, which Melanie is this you're talking about?? Melanie Love??