Yea baby...we are talking salad tossing lol.
Catnip..my ex use to feel the same way. Notice I said "use to" lol. He was not much of a daty man until he met me either....hmmm. It depends on the butt in question. If it's old, wrinkled, hairy, or smelly RUN! It takes a prime piece of meat for me to engage in that activity...for free that is he he.
I really wish guys would think twice about quoting that service in reviews, as it gives the impression it is available to just anyone. Grrr! If a girl does something special for you...keep it to yourself or she may stop doing it.
Bubba you crack me up lol! You can motorboat all you want...the house is always clean before you arrive.