Reasons Why The Dallas Cowboys Suck-Ass

I AM A PROUD COWBOYS FAN!! Born and raised Cowboys fan!! Talk all the crap you want. I bet they are better than your team!! The BOYZ are back....we got this!!

Watch them get their skirts blown up...again.

Hmmmmmm....interesting post. I could easily give 100 reasons why the cowboys DONT SUCK ASS,but i'd really like to know who your favorite team is BR......by the way...+1 IKE...

Hmmmmmm....interesting post. I could easily give 100 reasons why the cowboys DONT SUCK ASS,but i'd really like to know who your favorite team is BR......by the way...+1 IKE... Originally Posted by Mixshowdj

Please enlighten me...i need a good laugh

We can start with 5 superbowl championships,12-4 NFC EAST Champions,&6 pro-bowlers last year,of which 3(bryant,smith&martin,were ALL-PRO)....we can start there....&your team is....?

Pro bowlers? All Pro is the only bowler that counts. Charles Haley in the Ring of Honor? Now that is funny ... especially going into the Hall of Fame as a 49er.

We can start with 5 superbowl championships,12-4 NFC EAST Champions,&6 pro-bowlers last year,of which 3(bryant,smith&martin,were ALL-PRO)....we can start there....&your team is....? Originally Posted by Mixshowdj

This is one "decent" year that you guys have had in about 6 years and that's what you are bragging about. My team doesn't matter because if I do state who they are I will be exposed because there are very few followers in your wonderful state. I DOUBT you guys will be similar to last years team, this upcoming season

Go Cowboys!

COWBITCHES....

1st 8 years under Jerry Jones:

Winning % = 61
3 Conference Championships
3 Super Bowls
6 playoff wins


Since then... (18 years)

Winning % = 51
7 Playoff Appearances
2 Wildcard Playoff Wins
AND that's about it

Come on people, Be nice... Go Cowboys!

I would say the main 2 reasons are:

1. Tony Romo's butterfingers!!! LOL.
2. Jason Garrett sucking his thumb while his other thumb is up his ass. He hears Jerry yell "Switch" and he does on command.

And by the way Dez caught it!!!! Bitch ass rule!!

I mentioned 5 superbowl championships....not just this past year.now,you did say there are not many followers in this state,so im guessing your a texans fan? Its cool BR.....love hard knocks....

No Mixshowdj Not a Texans fan. Maybe i wasn't clear in my last post....the team I root for is not very popular in this area. If I were to tell you who they were then it would put me at risk of being recognized out in the RW.

And your last Superbowl was two decades ago......Jerry Jones has fucked "America's Team" in the ass (No Lube)

LMMFAO....Mix..there's really no sense going back and forth..let's just enjoy football and let the chips fall where they may.

+1HF.....