What's the next best thing to ====> Make UP SEX?

Makeup Sex?

Hope it does not involve Tammy Faye.

Originally Posted by Mokoa
Hey, Mokoa --

Q: What did Tammy Faye find when she removed her makeup and looked in the mirror?

A: Jimmy Hoffa!
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  • Mokoa
  • 08-22-2014, 01:22 PM
Naw...

Hoffa looked better then that, even when dead.
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  • Dkayz
  • 08-22-2014, 03:17 PM
If all you are going to do is lie with that mouth then I'll just have to put it to better use. Originally Posted by SAangel27
Well in that case, I'm a midget with a 16" cock, and I like light beer.
  • Don-T
  • 08-27-2014, 10:16 PM
That no makes no sense and quit dissing God cause karma is a bitch
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That no makes no sense and quit dissing God cause karma is a bitch Originally Posted by Don-T
if anybody figures this out before I do please let me know wtf he is talking about

Hallway sex is popular in my household......its simple....you and the SO pass each other in the hallway and just yell FUCK YOU.....happens alot