My mock Texas Ad...

Are you offerring handicapped access to your place? I know I'll be in a walker or wheelchair by then.

How about Heart Monitor, Heart Defibulator, or Nitrogetin Pills? At that age, if you were able to revive little fella, I would probably need all the above.

See I am forgetting stuff already.

Don't go dying on me Shorty, because I don't deal with cops. I will say you slipped and had a heart attack, then haul azz.

Are you offerring handicapped access to your place? I know I'll be in a walker or wheelchair by then.

How about Heart Monitor, Heart Defibulator, or Nitrogetin Pills? At that age, if you were able to revive little fella, I would probably need all the above. Originally Posted by shorty

Now..... the way Modern medicine is working..... by that time they will have remote controlled Jumpstarters for your crank........ batteries not included.......


JaD

BYOB...Bring your own Batteries biaatches! I do what I can.

There you go teasing again...............I am going to have to come to NOLA just to grudge fu*k you for doing this........LOL

I'm more worried about you dying with my fella in your mouth. I guess I could say you just choked on some food.

No Fs for you big boy Ike....all you mods are hung like tree trunks!

Oh, and I knocked you down on the top 10 poster list.

all hell(that I don't believe in) would break loose if it was posted there! Originally Posted by Valerie

Who's to say that all hell won't break loose here? Just sayin'...

Who's to say that all hell won't break loose here? Just sayin'... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Yea, but it's gonna be fun!

You can raise me back up.......You know I was only kiding....I don't hold grudges..........smile

So what's the best time to make the appointment for. I know you have a Home Health Aide come by plus your activities at the Senior Citizen Ctr. Don't want to come by and you fall asleep with fella in your mouth. That would be awkward with both of us alseep and a relative came by to visit you.LMAO

So what's the best time to make the appointment for. I know you have a Home Health Aide come by plus your activities at the Senior Citizen Ctr. Don't want to come by and you fall asleep with fella in your mouth. That would be awkward with both of us alseep and a relative came by to visit you.LMAO Originally Posted by shorty

My guess is start in 2030 and remind me every year until the date.

Bring some Depends too, cuz you just never know when you gotta go.

While not trying to be disrespectful...there is obiviously a market for everything.

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...all-61/9854844

London, baby....they got one already!

While not trying to be disrespectful...there is obiviously a market for everything.

http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEs...all-61/9854844 Originally Posted by FatBastard

Darn she stole my line!!