Taking a trip to...

the best way is:

gf - that was great

me - thks you were really tight as ever

gf - yes my cunt is always tight for you

me - yes that's why I luv you so

gf - but you were up my ass

me - no I wasn;t

gf - well, I think you were

me - well, maybe I was, it felt good

gf - nobody's done that before

me - well, I didn't know what I was doing, it just felt good

gf - you've got to eat me now till I come again....

me - ok (first time I ever ate my own spunk)
Oh by the way, make sure you post and let us know how it went.
Gee, most major surgeries only require that you not eat after midnight when the procedure starts at 6am.....I'll try. Originally Posted by Alli
Yeah...really you just shouldn't eat after the enema. Once you eat, everything moves down a compartment.
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Make sure you relax your body.
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the best way is:

gf - that was great

me - thks you were really tight as ever

gf - yes my cunt is always tight for you

me - yes that's why I luv you so

gf - but you were up my ass

me - no I wasn;t

gf - well, I think you were

me - well, maybe I was, it felt good

gf - nobody's done that before

me - well, I didn't know what I was doing, it just felt good

gf - you've got to eat me now till I come again....

me - ok (first time I ever ate my own spunk) Originally Posted by essence
Lol... Bad man.
  • Alli
  • 05-17-2013, 03:32 PM
Well first of all don't look so scared! Haha... Anal is fan-fucking-tastic

Suggestions...Don't eat for 24-36 hours prior...give yourself an enema the morning of ( or a colonic )...Use a toy on yourself first to get your arse warmed up....lots of lube....and make sure your lover starts off SLOW if you are an anal virgin.

Anymore questions feel free to email me, my current lover in an anal terrorist so I've become quite familiar with the subject Originally Posted by Valerie
Success, thanks.
Success, thanks. Originally Posted by Alli
No problem
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"Is this cheeseburger worth loosing out on 400££££ ?" ....I think not. Originally Posted by Valerie
Valerie-

Do you mind if I put that on a plaque?

Valerie-

Do you mind if I put that on a plaque?

Originally Posted by Tobor the 8th Man
Hahahahaha.... Go on then