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Sitting on prick shoving in stones and all 2.59

Someone help me here,, are the stones the huevos? If so, how the hell do you get all that up in there? Originally Posted by AlexisSoftTouch
AST,
That's exactly what I was wondering!

The images that come to mind are hilarious!
My favorite has to be,

"Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole".
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"poop hole" is extra. See opposite page.

Flat prick??????
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Flat prick?????? Originally Posted by boardman
Ditto, What the hell is Bob and Flat prick??

I must be new.

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  • MLisa
  • 01-19-2010, 09:22 AM
Maybe they were the local 'dicks'

I love collecting that sort of stuff. Thats a wonderful find.
I don't care what the price is!!! No one is blowing on my ass hole!!!!
I love these kinds of things. I used to have a book, but I'll be GD if I can find it anywhere.

Used to crack me up.

B.
AST,
That's exactly what I was wondering!

The images that come to mind are hilarious! Originally Posted by boardman
Maybe they used stones like ben wa balls?

I want to know what they did for birth control?
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I don't care what the price is!!! No one is blowing on my ass hole!!!! Originally Posted by CasanovaDon
I don't care who you are, that's funny!

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sofia, you like to fish?
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Im speachless
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Salt water fly - hand tie my own flies not the African imports.........They are crap.....
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My favorite has to be,

"Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole". Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston
They confused me on back scuttling, or scuttling in general I think. The Urban Dictionary was some help...
Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.
"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"
Okay, cricket-stump made me laugh, but now I'm even more confused. How can one do back scuttling and stay out of ye ole poop hole? We need an archaeologist for this one.