WHIRLYTARD! PLEASE POST IN BIGGER LETTERS SO THE DESENSITIZED WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU JUMPING UP AND DOWN!
SCREAM LOUDER!
WRITE MORE OUTRAGEOUS HEADLINES.
DON'T THINK YOU CAN LIE ANY BIGGER, BUT GIVE IT A TRY!
AFTER ALL, YOU ARE THE LEGITIMATE DIPSHIT OF THE YEAR!