bad pick up lines...add yours

If I tell you that have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?

There is something I like about you and I just can't put my finger on it.

"Get in the truck, bitch" works for me Originally Posted by Abe Normal

NO you didn't lol!

The one that got me in a lot of trouble in the 6th grade:

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Wow! Are those real?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

awesome answers!!!!!


http://www.thejokeyard.com/pick_up_lines/index.html

Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Wow! Are those real?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong Originally Posted by DallasRain

Those are all good.

Abe you just made me spit coffee on my laptop

Those are all good.

Abe you just made me spit coffee on my laptop Originally Posted by naughtynatale

Sorry about that Nat. I am the class clown in Tennessee.

I guess that does answer my next question....spit or swallow

Oh MY ..... Lanta

Babe you are definitely somethun else. Well why dontcha come over and see me sometime big boy and we can work on that (tee hee)

You must be a wrench, cause when I look at you my nuts get tight.

lol--good one RICK!!!

You must be a wrench, cause when I look at you my nuts get tight. Originally Posted by RickForFun

Hadn't heard that one. Still lmao

No abe I swallowed this time

Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

lol--those are good sweet !

Thanks Dallas, i figured the Tn one is most appropriate, especially since im from Tn i couldnt resist