Beer vs. Vagina

Gotcha ! I was thinking of the comments , went over my head .

Well excuse me,
1. my vaginas always wet +!
2.I am always warm and taste good +1
3. I love playing with ice so I can def make it cold for ya +1
4.I am shaved down so no pubs in teeth lol +1
5. If you cum home reaking of beer, you pass out and I might take advantage of you, you cum home smelling of pussy I will ask why I wasnt invited hehe. +1
6. After I am done with you after 10 mins youll want to stay give me 30 mins and you might not be able to move or catch your breath to get home. +1
7. You mean youve never done both before (awww, poor guy)+1
8. We can dress like a cop if you want +1
9. We get better with age !!!+1
10. Or we can dress as a nun too lol +1
11. Rip my panties and we will have a problem lol (have undies fetish) +1
12. most countries prostitution is legal (which ones better?) +1
13.sharings is caring, so if you share no problems lol +1
14. more experience, more learned +1
15. after you shake us we dont make a funny (shhhhhhhh) nosie when you open our legs +1
16. You can have variety but you can also mix your fav girls ( me, native american and danish) beer its nasty to mix. +1
17. Guys read our show case and all they would know our donations +1
18. my mothers 3 states away lol +1
19. half the time us girls just want a wham bam thank you mam anyways and dont want to be hugged lol +1
I think us girls won the toss sorry,
we dont give you bubble guts,
we dont trip you and make you fall
or give you balls to get mouthy with someone 3 times your size to get your butt whooped only to wake up the next day to not remembering anything and in the drunk tank lol
we dont make you piss your pants when you have to much of us.

PS: If you are a man and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that woman would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.

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Well excuse me,
1. my vaginas always wet +!
OK + 1
2.I am always warm and taste good +1
+1
3. I love playing with ice so I can def make it cold for ya +1
Ice not a good thing down there !
4.I am shaved down so no pubs in teeth lol +1
+1
5. If you cum home reaking of beer, you pass out and I might take advantage of you, you cum home smelling of pussy I will ask why I wasnt invited hehe. +1
+1
6. After I am done with you after 10 mins youll want to stay give me 30 mins and you might not be able to move or catch your breath to get home. +1
Pleeeease talk to me after 10 hrs !
7. You mean youve never done both before (awww, poor guy)+1
+1
8. We can dress like a cop if you want +1
Cops suck always !
9. We get better with age !!!+1
In your dreams !
10. Or we can dress as a nun too lol +1
Religion sucks more than cops !
11. Rip my panties and we will have a problem lol (have undies fetish) +1
OK just push them to the side !
12. most countries prostitution is legal (which ones better?) +1
But I'm not going there for beer and vagina !
13.sharings is caring, so if you share no problems lol +1
+1
14. more experience, more learned +1
Budweiser
15. after you shake us we dont make a funny (shhhhhhhh) nosie when you open our legs +1
One word QUEEF !
16. You can have variety but you can also mix your fav girls ( me, native american and danish) beer its nasty to mix. +1
Cold beer is good no matter how it's mixed !
17. Guys read our show case and all they would know our donations +1
We always think they're too much !
18. my mothers 3 states away lol +1
+100
19. half the time us girls just want a wham bam thank you mam anyways and dont want to be hugged lol +1
Cool as long as the Wham Bam is the length I want !
I think us girls won the toss sorry,
Hmmm I don't see it !
we dont give you bubble guts,
we dont trip you and make you fall
or give you balls to get mouthy with someone 3 times your size to get your butt whooped only to wake up the next day to not remembering anything and in the drunk tank lol
we dont make you piss your pants when you have to much of us.
You say that like its a bad thing !
PS: If you are a man and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that woman would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
I wouldn't be listening if she did ! Originally Posted by shayla84

lol thanks rr you totally didnt help my voting lol,]
girls fucking rock, so pussy rocks. personally I love titties, but owell and I dont like beer anyways lol I am a Honey Jack and Coke girl, which is whats in my glass now so I am happy lol

Jack and Coke is good , just cause I like beer doesn't mean I don't drink other stuff while waiting on the next beer .

After that: Make mine a wine, and I have a BJ with that.