If one happens to ask why I am married and play (rare) one answer I prefer (and all she needs to know) "My wife is no longer sexually active due to female change of life issues / surgery. I have no intention of being celibate anymore than I would eat garbage." There is no reason to go into some drama discussion of how the marriage went in the tank years ago or how old, boring, bitchy, and fat the wife is or that sex with providers is more enjoyable than anything you have had with the wife.
Originally Posted by landon
I'm not married, but sometimes when I'm asked, I just tell em that I am married and my reason for playing is that "She is older now than when I married her." And when they ask how long I have been married to her, I respond one week.