Coffee breath. A question for the guys.

doesn't matter to me, nor does Smoker's breath.. if I worried about coffee and cigarettes, my "want-to-see" list would be cut 80%.. I find it ironic that considering what we do here, minor issues like coffee breath would concern anyone. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Sensitivities would be one reason. Someone who gave up cigarettes or alcohol could be another. Lastly when you shell out $$ for a fantasy cigarettes and coffee might not be part of that fantasy.

Sensitivities would be one reason. Someone who gave up cigarettes or alcohol could be another. Lastly when you shell out $$ for a fantasy cigarettes and coffee might not be part of that fantasy. Originally Posted by blowmypop23

smoke sensitivity I get, but there's few people that would react to smoker's breath, I think (as opposed to a room filled with residual smoke).. the money? well, do we need every dab of makeup just right, every hair in place, the "right amount" of time for a BJ before moving to intercourse?

does a $200 session allow for 1 "mistake", while a $150 session allows 3?

just saying, the big picture is what matters..

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite lines ever -

I like my coffee how I like my men......

... strong and black.

Lol

Ladies- please have your coffee. I'd rather deal with any coffee breath than have you go to sleep mid-stroke... my ego is fragile enough as it is.

Seriously - I love coffee and my favorite answer to my "Can I bring anything?" request is "COFFEE -puh-leeze"

My oral hygiene is top notch, but I'm hyper-sensitive about my breath before a session, so I will brush, use mouthwash, gum and mints... all for fear of having stank mouth

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite lines ever -

I like my coffee how I like my men......

... strong and black.

Lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I like my coffee like I like my Women....

sweet and filled with (my) cream..

I like my coffee like I like my Women....

sweet and filled with cream.. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

sloppy seconds????

sloppy seconds???? Originally Posted by darkwader

first dibs! you caught my quote too early!

but hey, for the right lady I'll take sloppy seconds

Had a coffee flavored lady a couple of days ago. She tasted great!

smoke sensitivity I get, but there's few people that would react to smoker's breath, I think (as opposed to a room filled with residual smoke).. the money? well, do we need every dab of makeup just right, every hair in place, the "right amount" of time for a BJ before moving to intercourse?

does a $200 session allow for 1 "mistake", while a $150 session allows 3?

just saying, the big picture is what matters.. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

You're looking at it from your point of view as a smoker and coffee drinker. Of course it wouldn't bother you. thats the same point of view smokers have when smoking is banned from places. Smokers don't get that non smokers don't want to be around smoke or reap the unwanted side effects of second hand smoke (obviously not the case here as we are not discussing smoking during a session).

Non coffee drinkers just may not enjoy a session if the lady taste like coffee, same with cigarettes. A vegetarian probably wouldn't enjoy their tofu being dipped in beef broth before its served to them and since they are paying for the meal it shouldn't be.

It's all about the person paying and what they want for their $$. As far as # of mistakes per 50 bucks spent I can't answer to that. I guess it depends on your definition of mistakes. I don't script anything so time spent on anything depends on how much I enjoy it and what I'm in the mood for.

I don't care for kissing smokers. Even if they brush their teeth, depending on if they had eaten and how many cigs they just smoked, the rancid smell comes up out of the lungs and stomach. It's a rechid, rancid smell of carrion.

As for coffee. Many of my customers from Colombia, El Salvador, Brazil, Honduras, Saudi Arabia bring me coffee and coffee beans from their country. There are some international coffees I drink that are so strong I have to brush my teeth to remove the hair that feels like is growing on my teeth and tongue from some of these coffee and not only gargle with mouthwash, but drink a swig or two of the mouthwash to kill the deep down doody breath smell it can bring up?

Alcohol breath is another icky, icky moment. When someone has been drinking and smoking it's not fun to kiss. I'd hate to smell mynpenis after a drunk gal who just chain smoked left her smoky drunken saliva on my weenie with cum.

A clean mouth is a happy mouth.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer.

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite lines ever -

I like my coffee how I like my men......

... strong and black.

Lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse

You're looking at it from your point of view as a smoker and coffee drinker. Originally Posted by blowmypop23

for the record I don't smoke.. in fact, me and my Provider from last Monday had a discussion about smoking, and its ill health effects.. I had mentioned to her that "everyone" gets tattoos these days in the same way that "everyone" used to smoke.

I continue to shake my head at the little annoyances that bug the shit out of people.. I understand real allergies to smoke, cat hair, etc.. I don't get concern with minor smoker's breath, coffee breath, unmade beds, less than tidy incalls, rumpled sheets, Providers that fail to adhere to the June Cleaver School of Presentation..

do you guys enter an incall with a pen and clipboard, size up your surroundings, and make notes for 5 minutes before starting a session?

I prefer the smell of fresh vagina on my breath, I think "Stride" is coming out with that flavor in Q1 2016.