Too darn many to list, but most occur long before the guy is ever accepted as a date lol.Wow, I love it....if I ever get to NOLA, London, I want to see you for sure.
1. Asking stupid questions that have already been answered a billion times. What are your rates? Are you in town? When will you be back in town? This is probably my number one annoyance that I have to deal with on a daily basis. I have no clue when or where I will be 3 months from now and even if I told a guy an exact date, I can almost guarantee that day he would be out of town, have no money, or have other plans that prevented him from seeing me...this question is worthless without a deposit behind it.
2. Constantly emailing for a free chat/cyber sex buddy and never booking an appt. I am not here to chat or IM...I am here to provide a service for you when you decide what and when you need from me lol. This does not include guys who are a thousand miles away who just drop me a line mind you. I am talking about guys who illude to an exact day and time, but want to cyber stalk you for a month prior.
3. Telling me your entire life story including education, marital status, how many kids you have, yet never including ANY valuable information that is required for a meeting in the first place. Yes I want to know about you, but AFTER I have determined whether you are full of crap or not lol.
4. Emailing for a date within the next 3 or 4 hours and taking 2 hours to respond again...sorry I am either booked or not interested now lol. I find it so funny that guys complain about not getting a return email from the providers they contact, when I have experienced just the opposite. I am lightning fast when you contact me via email, and it takes a day for a guy to reply again with refs. I understand this could be due to not being able to get access, but wait until you can to email me in the first place.
5. Asking if I offer half hours when if I did it would be AN OPTION to begin with!
6. Showing up knowing it was 9 hours since your last shower and not bothering to even do a quick clean up...see ya!
7. Asking for GFE to get the cheaper rate and acting nothing like a BFE in return...i.e. no foreplay, just straight up service from me to you. This is totally fine mind you, but it is NOT GFE, it's PSE!!
Whew now I feel better!! Originally Posted by London Rayne
- starlitejazz
- 01-10-2011, 09:36 PM
- London Rayne
- 01-10-2011, 10:19 PM
LMAO anytime babe!
- badhusband
- 01-11-2011, 12:23 AM
Good thread!
One of mine is the 'two call' system that turns into the 'six-call' system. "When you get to the pump and go, pull in and call me". Then get to the pump and go and call: "turn left" (across three lanes of traffic) "and go about three blocks past the Walgreens and call me from there". Call her back: NO answer. Wait and call her three more times for her to finally pick up. Now go to right four blocks to "CXXXXer's Inn apartments" and pull in. Now I get up to a security gate with cars behind me and have to call again to not get an answer. Call a couple more times with cars behind me still, for her to ask me where I'm at. THEN I finally get a code for the gate and am told to pull around to building '5' and call again for the apartment number.......
One of mine is the 'two call' system that turns into the 'six-call' system. "When you get to the pump and go, pull in and call me". Then get to the pump and go and call: "turn left" (across three lanes of traffic) "and go about three blocks past the Walgreens and call me from there". Call her back: NO answer. Wait and call her three more times for her to finally pick up. Now go to right four blocks to "CXXXXer's Inn apartments" and pull in. Now I get up to a security gate with cars behind me and have to call again to not get an answer. Call a couple more times with cars behind me still, for her to ask me where I'm at. THEN I finally get a code for the gate and am told to pull around to building '5' and call again for the apartment number.......
- coven
- 01-11-2011, 01:37 AM
- Chislaine
- 01-11-2011, 07:08 AM
Lateness.
Switching outcall location at last minute.
Answering cell phone during session.
Asking to many personal questions.
Not knowing their own room number.(You know who you are.)
Switching outcall location at last minute.
Answering cell phone during session.
Asking to many personal questions.
Not knowing their own room number.(You know who you are.)
- Eccie Addict
- 01-11-2011, 07:51 AM
Here's another one. I don't mind not giving a location till I get close but when I do get close, please know where the hell you are or give me an adress 
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- Naomi4u
- 01-11-2011, 08:11 AM
One liners .. DELETE!
When he gets an hour and waits until the hour is up to use the shower.. ugh!
Excessive Drool/sweat... ew!
Contacting me AFTER I've left your hometown..
Asking for half hours! It's $200 to ask and it's a "hell no!"
Calling me just to chat. 10 minute chat is fine but a whole hour?
sorry babe you didn't meet me on eharmony.com
Talking about other providers.
When he gets an hour and waits until the hour is up to use the shower.. ugh!
Excessive Drool/sweat... ew!
Contacting me AFTER I've left your hometown..
Asking for half hours! It's $200 to ask and it's a "hell no!"
Calling me just to chat. 10 minute chat is fine but a whole hour?
sorry babe you didn't meet me on eharmony.com
Talking about other providers.
- lisa.lisa0302
- 01-11-2011, 08:34 AM
Sorry I don't mean to laugh, but that was funny.Good thread!
One of mine is the 'two call' system that turns into the 'six-call' system. "When you get to the pump and go, pull in and call me". Then get to the pump and go and call: "turn left" (across three lanes of traffic) "and go about three blocks past the Walgreens and call me from there". Call her back: NO answer. Wait and call her three more times for her to finally pick up. Now go to right four blocks to "CXXXXer's Inn apartments" and pull in. Now I get up to a security gate with cars behind me and have to call again to not get an answer. Call a couple more times with cars behind me still, for her to ask me where I'm at. THEN I finally get a code for the gate and am told to pull around to building '5' and call again for the apartment number....... Originally Posted by badhusband
- Sweet N Little
- 01-11-2011, 08:35 AM
Ditto on the one liners !! what no conversation skills ? lol
- rednecksatyr
- 01-11-2011, 08:45 AM
Hmmmm.. Reading several reviews that says a provider participated in LFK, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and other pleasant activities - only to discover that in spite of my having just showered, shaved, brushed, mouth washed, etc the menu is suddenly very limited. Hey! If you think I am repulsive tell me when I walk in the door. I will not be offended and I will leave.
- London Rayne
- 01-11-2011, 09:55 AM
Hmmmm.. Reading several reviews that says a provider participated in LFK, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and other pleasant activities - only to discover that in spite of my having just showered, shaved, brushed, mouth washed, etc the menu is suddenly very limited. Hey! If you think I am repulsive tell me when I walk in the door. I will not be offended and I will leave. Originally Posted by rednecksatyrWell yea that kind of sucks! The ONLY thing on my menu that is YMMV would be greek, and guys should know that from the start.
- urhuckleberry
- 01-11-2011, 10:44 AM
The ONLY thing on my menu that is YMMV would be greek, and guys should know that from the start. Originally Posted by London Rayne
Gee, London, why would greek be ymmv???
(Just kiddin')
My pet peeve is the cell phone during session, followed by the lady who starts getting dressed 40 minutes into an hour appointment... hello?
Huck
- memdal
- 01-11-2011, 10:49 AM
Three things come to mind:
Lack of communication prior: I mean when a provider posts that she is coming to a city and taking advance reservations. I immediately make contact to book a time that fits my schedule and one of two things happens. Either I don’t hear back until several days have passed and I don’t know whether to keep the time open or not, or I hear back right away that the time works, but then never hear from the girl that her trip has been rescheduled, leaving me with the time booked and no one to see. I guess that second is a girl no-show.
Cell phone on and answered during appointment: I turn mine off when I arrive and expect the same.
Any kind of upsell. I expect to pay as advertised and will never complain or negotiate that. By setting an appointment I have agreed to the terms in advance and expect the same in return.
Luckily, I have had fewer and fewer of each of those problems in the recent past (with the exception of today where I have time booked and now the well reviewed and respected provider I am scheduled to see can’t seem to be reached).
Lack of communication prior: I mean when a provider posts that she is coming to a city and taking advance reservations. I immediately make contact to book a time that fits my schedule and one of two things happens. Either I don’t hear back until several days have passed and I don’t know whether to keep the time open or not, or I hear back right away that the time works, but then never hear from the girl that her trip has been rescheduled, leaving me with the time booked and no one to see. I guess that second is a girl no-show.
Cell phone on and answered during appointment: I turn mine off when I arrive and expect the same.
Any kind of upsell. I expect to pay as advertised and will never complain or negotiate that. By setting an appointment I have agreed to the terms in advance and expect the same in return.
Luckily, I have had fewer and fewer of each of those problems in the recent past (with the exception of today where I have time booked and now the well reviewed and respected provider I am scheduled to see can’t seem to be reached).
- London Rayne
- 01-11-2011, 10:57 AM
I encounter that soooooo much!! I literally respond within 10 min. to an hour, and poof the guy disappears then waits 12 hours to let me know something. Well by that time, I have already filled the appt. I seriously feel for you guys who have to deal with this, because you are the ones paying....grr!
- shorty
- 01-11-2011, 12:13 PM
Some more major pet peeve's of mine are: Photo Enhancement's, Not Bringing Supplies (Condoms, Massage Oil), and Being A Non-Responsive Person During Sex