Because I am the Fucking prophet.......

gator can kiss my ? . Originally Posted by carkido45

Dare I say it for you........................... ...............pussy...........all be it a small one?

You wish. Animal abuser

Meh? Blah,blah,blah.
Way too much time on thy hands Originally Posted by carkido45

yea but did you read it? Originally Posted by simpleton

Half way. Originally Posted by carkido45

11 "Whatever town or village you enter, search for some worthy person there and stay at his house until you leave. 12 As you enter the home, give it your greeting. 13 If the home is deserving, let your peace rest on it; if it is not, let your peace return to you. 14 If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave that home or town.

- Matthew, Ch. 10

So it is written. So shall it be done....

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Live the Word!

Amen and I drink to that.
We can drink to that, right?
Can we hang the nay sayers now? Please ?

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Live the Word! Originally Posted by ck1942

And they took offense at him. But Jesus said to them, "Only in his hometown and in his own house is a prophet without honor."

--Matthew 13:57

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Live the Word! Originally Posted by ck1942

What I lack in "public credibility" I make up in manpussy............welcome to the show...........now, wipe your chin.

Please don't ban me, massa..............oh, I forgot. You are nobody here.......never mind.........go write a review on one of your fugly hooktards.

There's tons of wisdom in the script above; I'd dare say far more than one would find in any review. If nothing more than a primer for "Hobby: How To", then certainly as a gauge to keep ones self in check.

To summarize; "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children." Jules "Bad Mother Fucker" Winfield

Thancks dearhunter.

And on an entirely different and hilarious note, I'd just like to add something I came across another place on the web of cyber.

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"OFFICIAL ASPD BAD BOY * I'm rude and uncivil*"

That shit just never gets old nor stops being ridiculously hilarious.

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The rude and uncivil label was given to me by DH's old lover Hambone on the ole ASPD.
Show's how much you know SKF now behave before you give your self another snot bubble.

Okay, well who gave you the "Original ASPD Bad Boy" tag, cock-watcher?

For The F****ing Prophet "So it is written, so shall it be"

SFK the complete passage is called for:

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd. - Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction

Verily DH is among the navi'im...

I was watching history channel last nite and it was about the book of Exodus and how Moses cast 10 plagues onto Egyptians because some pharaoh did not want to free Moses' people. It got me thinking: is it better to be a pharaoh or a prophet? At first, one seems to be better off as a pharaoh; you're the top dog in the whole country for at least 25 years with an option to extend it for another 25 if you pass a physical in front of all priests (if not they kill you on the spot, but that's another story for another time). You don't take shit from no one, you get to fuck all the slave woman, and you're a living demigod. On the other hand, if you're a prophet, sun will eventually shine on your ass; the question is what will happen until that moment? Some prophets did OK, like Moses; he did some great shit like exact revenge on his enemy with 10 plagues, but then had to wander around in the desert for quite some time before reaching the promised land. Some did great, like Mohammed, who farted around for 40 years then saw the light, kicked ass and took notes (GWB II, anyone?). But some were really shit out of luck like Jesus, who was a carpeneter, lived with his mom and died a virgin on a cross. About the only sure thing that you can expect from being a prophet is that mothers for generations to come will name their firstborns after you.

So which one would you rather be? A pharaoh or a prophet?

Now this post is getting past the ridiculous and into the unfucking believable.

I was watching history channel last nite and it was about the book of Exodus and how Moses cast 10 plagues onto Egyptians because some pharaoh did not want to free Moses' people. It got me thinking: is it better to be a pharaoh or a prophet? At first, one seems to be better off as a pharaoh; you're the top dog in the whole country for at least 25 years with an option to extend it for another 25 if you pass a physical in front of all priests (if not they kill you on the spot, but that's another story for another time). You don't take shit from no one, you get to fuck all the slave woman, and you're a living demigod. On the other hand, if you're a prophet, sun will eventually shine on your ass; the question is what will happen until that moment? Some prophets did OK, like Moses; he did some great shit like exact revenge on his enemy with 10 plagues, but then had to wander around in the desert for quite some time before reaching the promised land. Some did great, like Mohammed, who farted around for 40 years then saw the light, kicked ass and took notes (GWB II, anyone?). But some were really shit out of luck like Jesus, who was a carpeneter, lived with his mom and died a virgin on a cross. About the only sure thing that you can expect from being a prophet is that mothers for generations to come will name their firstborns after you.

So which one would you rather be? A pharaoh or a prophet? Originally Posted by obiwansalami

Moses never got to enter the promised land.........That kinda sucked........I'm just sayin'