THE THREAT IS REAL

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PeterBota?

no.. but he and his associates are definitely some of my biggest fans..
CG2014's Avatar
That was hilarious, Mr. President!
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They presented me with a large kitchen bag filled with no less than 400 used condoms.

Luckily the condoms were all of the magnum size. Originally Posted by honest_abe
Those were my condoms Mr. President.

I was going to the laundry mat when the cops pulled me over and confiscated all of them under the states civil forfeiture laws....Sigh.
the nerve of those bastards.. trying to frame me with your big headed hats.. hahaha!
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I knew this story was fake when you said they recovered condoms Originally Posted by BLM69
Have you forgotten the Dallas Provider that kept the used condoms in her freezer in ziplock bags with the guys handle written on the bag?
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Have you forgotten the Dallas Provider that kept the used condoms in her freezer in ziplock bags with the guys handle written on the bag? Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle
Under ground sperm bank
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guess they got rid of the funny farm forum.
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PeterBota?

no.. but he and his associates are definitely some of my biggest fans.. Originally Posted by honest_abe
he is a bigger fan of mine! I never saw him call you a cross-dressing bareback Tranny Fucker!


Have you forgotten the Dallas Provider that kept the used condoms in her freezer in ziplock bags with the guys handle written on the bag? Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle
I did forget.. was that the Grapevine Chick who was in the military?
haha good point Chung..

but over the years him and his lynch mob have called me everything but that..
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Once again.
If the glove does not fit you must acquit.
yep.. the men in black informed me they were pursuing the "top 5 prolific reviewers" to start..

lucky me tho - i gotta use tweezers just to take a piss bwahahaha
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