Hmmm....four sessions for one grand?? I make twice that amount for four sessions, so I'd have to think about it.
But if I did do the sessions...I'd give the money to Blendie Pooh so he can come back and see me. OH WAIT!! Silly me!! I'm actually seeing him again before X-mas...lol So, no need for that.
"Elephant"...no need to feel sorry for my Blendie Pooh. He's well taken care of. All my gents are. I don't know if you realize...but there's an intermission during my sessions where I provide a complimentary fruit and chocolate platter!!! Yummy strawberries, blueberries, grapes, a Godiva white and dark chocolate fruit cup filled with whip cream and exotic fruit...YUMMY!!! You also have your choice of Chardonnay, Merlot, various soft drinks, Pellegrino/Perrier or imported bottled water from the icebergs off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada dating back 15,000 years!!!! That alone is worth the cost of my sessions.
But if I recall...I don't think you made it past my couch. And you certainly didn't get to eat my fruit cup. lol
Ooops...my little horsey had an accident.